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jj_jonathon 08-17-2002 11:50 AM
Second Joke of the Day
 
The last one about Arabs reminded me of this joke :D

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President Bush & Colin Powell walk into a bar to have a drink. The bartender looks over and can't believe the President and Colin Powell are in his bar. He walks over and says, "Mr. President what are you and Colin Powell doing in my bar?" The President replies, "why we are planning World War III." The bartender asks, "what are you planning for WWIII?" Pres. Bush replies, "we are going to kill 500,000 Arabs and one blonde woman with bigs tits." The bartender exclaims, "why are you going to kill a blonde woman with big tits?" Pres. Bush then turns to Colin Powell and says, "see I told you nobody would care about the Arabs."

LX5liter 08-17-2002 11:55 AM
Good one!!:D

PKRWUD 08-17-2002 12:05 PM
LOL!!

:D

Take care,
~Chris

Shelby428cj 08-17-2002 03:11 PM
LOL haahaa!!!!!!

Rev 08-17-2002 04:06 PM
Priorities
 
I'm glad to know that our esteemed leaders at least have their priorities straight.

Rev

The Deuce 08-17-2002 04:25 PM
Only 500,000? That seems a little low. ;)

Rev 08-17-2002 04:29 PM
Relative?
 
It's all relative Deuce. The 500,000 question all depends on how big the boobies are. LOL.

Rev

PKRWUD 08-17-2002 10:01 PM
Re: Relative?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Rev
It's all relative Deuce. The 500,000 question all depends on how big the boobies are. LOL.

Rev
500,000=C Cup

:)

Take care,
~Chris

jj_jonathon 08-18-2002 03:11 AM
that poor big breasted woman :( *sigh*

PKRWUD 08-18-2002 03:40 AM
750,000=D Cup

:)

Take care,
~Chris

jj_jonathon 08-18-2002 03:43 AM
wonder how many we could get for that "car alarm" that was posted....

PKRWUD 08-18-2002 03:45 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by jj_jonathon
wonder how many we could get for that "car alarm" that was posted....
???

:confused:

jj_jonathon 08-18-2002 03:53 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by PKRWUD


???

:confused:
took way to long to find that thread...i thought youd remember something this bad....

http://forums.mustangworks.com/showt...threadid=27226

so how many ya think? 2,000,000?...prolly just send her over and she'll kill em all...

PKRWUD 08-18-2002 04:44 AM
:eek: Oh my God. I didn't need to see that. :eek:

2,000,000? No no no no no. I'm afraid that one tips the scales in the opposite direction. We'd be lucky to get 1 for her.

Scary.

:eek:

Take care,
~Chris

1969Mach1 08-18-2002 10:28 AM
hahah...lol great joke...
Just as I was getting over that car security . . . . there is just something very wrong with that system.

§am.

jj_jonathon 08-18-2002 11:53 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by PKRWUD
:eek: Oh my God. I didn't need to see that. :eek:

2,000,000? No no no no no. I'm afraid that one tips the scales in the opposite direction. We'd be lucky to get 1 for her.

Scary.

:eek:

Take care,
~Chris
well they do have odd standards for women over in the middle east....considering they like them all wrapped up, unshaven, and ungroomed...:confused:...

rustang girl 08-19-2002 05:41 AM
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I SOOOOOOO did NOT want to see that!


How can people let them selves get that big. How can they thing THAT is sexy. AHHHHH!!!!! Yuck!!! EEEEWWWWW!!!!


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