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Mercury · 12-18-2001, 01:33 PM

Hey Mike Navigator.

I forgot about the Gold Six cylinder stang trying to do a burn out. That was pretty funny. Then the Groper hops in his 6cyl FireBird and takes off after him. YOU GO GROPER.

I wasnt feeling all that great, I dont know how I could forget about the Lumberton boys and there S-10's. The two leaders of the there pack have mid 80's S-10 with 2.8L (I think, If I remember) V6's that are built up and sprayin. There actually some tuff stuff. There cool as hell to.

Then a small group of ricers came in. About 5-6 cars, they parked on the other side of the S-10's and tried to stay out of view. After 30 minutes of them sitting in there car, they just drove off. WE tried to instigate a race of two, but they ignored us and all got on it when they left the parking lot. What an impressive show that was......NOT.......

Then up comes this drunk Jack A$$ with his friends driving his 99 Cobra. He claims its the fastest Car out of the bunch. All he had was an offroad X pipe, and Flowmasters.

He knew a few of our friends, and had come out there to try to race them. They turned him down, then most of the gang comes up to me. I wanted to race him, but just didnt have it in me Saturday night to race, my heart was hurtin, along with the rest of me (I was sick). Every one was pretty confident I'd show this guy my tail lights. Anyway, I'm sure I'll get my chance next weekend.

The guy with the 99 Cobra starts talking trash about some of the cars out there. He points to one of the Regulars cars Alan (We'll call Dogman from now on.) with a Heavily modded 95 Cobra, Red.

"Oh man, That was the closest race I've had, but I still waxed him. He werent nothin." Said the drunk man while staggering and picking his nose.

I thought to myself.Okay, this has potential. The guy has friends that can drive for him, he talked trash about Dogman. Hmmmm Lets see what I can stir. I ran over to Mike Navigator, and said "I'm about to cause a little trouble. Were gonna see a race." Tim C mummered "Oh Sh!t, I dont want anything to do with that."

I run over to Dogman. "Whats up man, hows it going?" I said with this absolute Sh!t eating grin. He knew something was up.

"Hey Merc, Watcha up to, Looks like no good." He said eyeing me supiciously while also wearing a sh!t eating grin.

"man that dude down there with the hat, the guy that drives that 99 cobra is talking about you. Said he Blew your doors off on the night of the Fast & Furious." That got Dogman's intrest.

"WHO, WHAT COBRA, What guy with a hat." he asked getting excited.

I pointed him out again, and the car, Dogman made this hilarouis expression and said something to the effect "I'll Straightin this out." and walked down there.

Next thing you knew, a crowd gathered around the two. The dude with the White 99 was still talking trash when Dogman stepped in.

Things got kinda out of control alittle after. Dogman kept saying, if the dude had something, then bring it on. He wanted to race BADLY. Drunk Dude, said he wouldnt let any of his friends race his car because they cant drive it like he can.

"There No Way,.....Hicup.....Stagger.....That your 95 Cobra can beat my Big 99 Cobra. I dont care what you done.....Hicup..Burp" Drunk dude.

Anyway to make it short, the drunk dude and friends were all pretty hyped up, and pissed, they hopped into the Cobra and sped off.

Then they called the people that we knew who were out there. Talking trash still..There gonna be out there next weekend, and sobber, with a few of there "Faster" friends and there stangs. Its been set up, now we just need to find a place to race. I want in on this. I know of at least 4 other of the regulars will want in. people were already talking Money Saturday.

Now I got two things to look foward to Saturday. The chance of seeing the FireBird Girl, and going out with her, and the great possiblility of a few good races and some money next weekend.

Mike Navigator..

Crystal and Branden (Red 2000 GT like mine) have a Video Camera there going to bring out there Saturday night to tape the races and cars. You and Budman gotta be out there Saturday, tell Budman Regardless of what kind of party there having on Campus.

12-18-2001, 01:33 PM	#3
Mercury The Redneck James Bond Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Fayetteville NC Posts: 1,707	Hey Mike Navigator. I forgot about the Gold Six cylinder stang trying to do a burn out. That was pretty funny. Then the Groper hops in his 6cyl FireBird and takes off after him. YOU GO GROPER. I wasnt feeling all that great, I dont know how I could forget about the Lumberton boys and there S-10's. The two leaders of the there pack have mid 80's S-10 with 2.8L (I think, If I remember) V6's that are built up and sprayin. There actually some tuff stuff. There cool as hell to. Then a small group of ricers came in. About 5-6 cars, they parked on the other side of the S-10's and tried to stay out of view. After 30 minutes of them sitting in there car, they just drove off. WE tried to instigate a race of two, but they ignored us and all got on it when they left the parking lot. What an impressive show that was......NOT....... Then up comes this drunk Jack A$$ with his friends driving his 99 Cobra. He claims its the fastest Car out of the bunch. All he had was an offroad X pipe, and Flowmasters. He knew a few of our friends, and had come out there to try to race them. They turned him down, then most of the gang comes up to me. I wanted to race him, but just didnt have it in me Saturday night to race, my heart was hurtin, along with the rest of me (I was sick). Every one was pretty confident I'd show this guy my tail lights. Anyway, I'm sure I'll get my chance next weekend. The guy with the 99 Cobra starts talking trash about some of the cars out there. He points to one of the Regulars cars Alan (We'll call Dogman from now on.) with a Heavily modded 95 Cobra, Red. "Oh man, That was the closest race I've had, but I still waxed him. He werent nothin." Said the drunk man while staggering and picking his nose. I thought to myself.Okay, this has potential. The guy has friends that can drive for him, he talked trash about Dogman. Hmmmm Lets see what I can stir. I ran over to Mike Navigator, and said "I'm about to cause a little trouble. Were gonna see a race." Tim C mummered "Oh Sh!t, I dont want anything to do with that." I run over to Dogman. "Whats up man, hows it going?" I said with this absolute Sh!t eating grin. He knew something was up. "Hey Merc, Watcha up to, Looks like no good." He said eyeing me supiciously while also wearing a sh!t eating grin. "man that dude down there with the hat, the guy that drives that 99 cobra is talking about you. Said he Blew your doors off on the night of the Fast & Furious." That got Dogman's intrest. "WHO, WHAT COBRA, What guy with a hat." he asked getting excited. I pointed him out again, and the car, Dogman made this hilarouis expression and said something to the effect "I'll Straightin this out." and walked down there. Next thing you knew, a crowd gathered around the two. The dude with the White 99 was still talking trash when Dogman stepped in. Things got kinda out of control alittle after. Dogman kept saying, if the dude had something, then bring it on. He wanted to race BADLY. Drunk Dude, said he wouldnt let any of his friends race his car because they cant drive it like he can. "There No Way,.....Hicup.....Stagger.....That your 95 Cobra can beat my Big 99 Cobra. I dont care what you done.....Hicup..Burp" Drunk dude. Anyway to make it short, the drunk dude and friends were all pretty hyped up, and pissed, they hopped into the Cobra and sped off. Then they called the people that we knew who were out there. Talking trash still..There gonna be out there next weekend, and sobber, with a few of there "Faster" friends and there stangs. Its been set up, now we just need to find a place to race. I want in on this. I know of at least 4 other of the regulars will want in. people were already talking Money Saturday. Now I got two things to look foward to Saturday. The chance of seeing the FireBird Girl, and going out with her, and the great possiblility of a few good races and some money next weekend. Mike Navigator.. Crystal and Branden (Red 2000 GT like mine) have a Video Camera there going to bring out there Saturday night to tape the races and cars. You and Budman gotta be out there Saturday, tell Budman Regardless of what kind of party there having on Campus. __________________ 64 1/2 "D" code Red Mustang Coupe. Red Baron, 2000 Perf Red Mustang GT. 5spd. Stage 2 CNC heads with Large Valves, Comp Cams (270-274 dur .550 lift), Forged Crank, DRP pistons, Manly H-beams, Pro M 87 mm Mass Air, 24lb Inj, 75mm TB, Plenum Spacer ,Long Tube Headers, Homemade H-pipe, 2 chamber Flows, 4:10's, Steeda Tri-Ax, LKW 70/30's, Eibach Drag Springs, Steeda SubFrames, Battle Boxes, Rear Girdle, Adj uppers, Alunimum Drshft, Southside Lift Bars. Project Cars, 64 1/2 6cyl coupe, 1930 Model A Nostalgia Rod.