Here's my favorite. My friend and myself were driving to a cruise night. I was in my 86 Capri that runs 12.86 he was in his 69 Torino scj that runs 11.57. A kid in about a 88 Mustang goes flying past me to catch my buddie. They run from a punch and my buddie kills him. At the next red lite my buddie says lets run from a stop. The kids says I'm warning you I've got work done to this. My buddie kills him by about 15 cars by the top of second gear. My buddie drops back and says to me, go get him. So I do and we catch a red lite. I'm holding about 3 grand and the lite changes and I go, i shift into second and the kids nowhere to be found. He didn't go. The next thing there is a police van behind me and he pulls me over. I get out of the car and the cop sitting shotgun is laughing his a@@ off. The driver ask me what was all that about. I said that kid kept messing with me and I couldn't take it anymore. The cop says, I can't believe you did that with me behind you. I said, I didn't know you where there. He says to me, you're a little old for this aren't you? { I was 42 at the time}. He says, get in your car and get the He$$ out of here. AGED DOES HAVE IT'S ADVANTAGES. RAY THE PARTS MGR.
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