[Skyman]

Well last month I got a ticket for going around a slow right turner and crossing the yellow line. Im taking that one to court.

Two nights ago I was driving on a open strech of road in Ojai here, not a car in sight. ~10pm. I was thinking about this robbery and all that bullshit, and just driving along, and I see cop lights.

I pull over, and I am sooo sickeningly nice to this female officer (for lack of another word I would like to use). I asked her how she was doing etc. She asked me if I knew how fast I was going, I said honestly no, my speedo doesnt work but I believe it was a little over 40 (in a 35zone).

She left and came back, and I explained to her, I wasnt paying attention to the speed, I was thinking about this damn robbery, and its just been plaging my mind. I then told her it would be a really big favor and I would really appreciate it if she could just write me a warning. She just said "the tickets already written" she didnt give a **** what I said, and just handed it over.

I then got even more nice. And said, thanks, I know its your job, its ok. And I told her if she ever needed computer help to give us a call, and I gave her one of my cars. I could tell you looked kind of surprized I was still being so nice to her. So hopefully she wont show for court.

If she does buy a computer you can bet I'm adding the price of the ticket into it. :-D

Skyler