It's a shame our legal system has been wussified. Used to be a time when if someone did something like that -- and it was
rare -- beating their face into hamburger would get you a scolding from the police.
Rudeness is one thing. Accidentially bumping into someone, or coughing in a movie theater...these are all harmless things. Spitting your chaw out on someone's hood? You're just
asking to get beat. That's why I carry a collapsible baton.
