[TXinPA]

Heres the best ways to get rid of annoying ex's, and attract wierdo's. (hey everything's got side effects!)

1. pretend you no longer speak english, or any language for that matter.

2. tell them you are really a hermaphrodite

3. move to another state, the state of insanity.

4. eat lots of food that causes gas, then say parden my flatulence.

5. take up ballet.

All else fails, wear a disguise, change your phone #, and start driving a granada.