Which time I was near dying...?
The time we were snowmobiling, and hit a bump, and FLEW off a snowmobile so high that I _kicked_ the helmet off my buddies head as we both got tossed off the snowmobile that crached into a tree...
Or on my honeymoon, where I caught a bad wave in Hawaii, and was tossed face-first into the beech and came home with a broken neck, and 3 busted teeth, and a big skidmark on my face...
Or the time I got hit in the elbow by a truck mirror, while I was riding my motorcycle...
Or the time I was doing a wheelie on the motorcycle, and the throttle stuck, and I _almost_ went wide-open into a parked car on one wheel...
Or the time I tried doing a backflip while snow skiing, and _only_ dislocated both my shoulders...
Hmmmmmm. Wonder why my wife has my payroll deduct extra to get 3X my life insurance policy!
