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Old 05-09-2002, 01:35 AM   #1
Unit 5302
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Join Date: May 1999
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Talking Variable Investments

I have the pleasure of working in fund performance. I also have options on where to allocate my 401k and savings plan. I'm sure everybody with their money invested in one of the super funds can agree with the following name changes.

INVESCO Technology shall be known as INVESCO Maxium Loss Fund

INVESCO Utilities shall be known as INVESCO Negative Return Fund

Janus Aggressive Growth as Janus Aggressively Shady Portfolio

Oppenhiemer Aggressive Growth as Oppenhiemer Ultimate Tax Evasion Portfolio

T. Rowe Price International Growth as T. Rowe Price Zero Balance Fund

Dedicated to everybody who has lost a ridiculous amount of money in these funds.
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