I have the pleasure of working in fund performance. I also have options on where to allocate my 401k and savings plan. I'm sure everybody with their money invested in one of the super funds can agree with the following name changes.
INVESCO Technology shall be known as INVESCO Maxium Loss Fund
INVESCO Utilities shall be known as INVESCO Negative Return Fund
Janus Aggressive Growth as Janus Aggressively Shady Portfolio
Oppenhiemer Aggressive Growth as Oppenhiemer Ultimate Tax Evasion Portfolio
T. Rowe Price International Growth as T. Rowe Price Zero Balance Fund
Dedicated to everybody who has lost a ridiculous amount of money in these funds.
