Don't ya just hate it when a cat gets on your car? They get their foot prints ALL over it, cat hair everywhere, and worst of all claw marks in the paint.
This morning I went outside to find cat hair on the top of my Mustang. When I went to wipe it off I found that a good square foot on the roof had scratches all over it.

I'm mostly an easy going guy, but when something happens to my car I get really mad. So now I'm on a mission to KILL THE FAMILY CAT! Not really. But man I am soooooo freakin p***ed off at that little s.o.b. I can't stand it.
Anyone wanna buy a cat?

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"Gripping the wheel his knuckles went white with desire. The wheels of his Mustang exploding onto the highway like a slug from a 45."

The car that should've got crused.