Some of you have some really interesting user names, that need some light shed on. so do it here
I'll go first,
if you dont know where the "five-oh" part came from then you shouldn't be on this site

and the patrol refers to the fact that my car used to be a highway patrol car. Doesnt really take a genius to figure it out, but some people may have thought I was a cop or something, which couldnt be FARTHER from the truth
(I dont care for bacon)