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Old 07-11-2002, 12:47 PM   #2
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That just Buckin funny!! I'll have to remember that one...

Here is one I heard this morning on the radio,

This grand daughter found out her Grand father had passed away, so she made a trip up to her Grand parents house to console her grand mother. They were sitting on the porch talking and the grand daughter asked "Grandma? How did Grandpa pass away?"

The Grand mother replied "Well, he had a heart attack while having sex on Sunday morning"

The Grand daughter said in shock "Grandma!!! Two people your age should not be having sex, that's not safe!!"

To which the Grand Mother explained "Well we found out years ago that if we have sex while the church bells are ringing, it sets the rythem and everything is just fine.... And if that ice cream truck had not driven by, he would still be alive today"

Everyone have a great morning and watch out for those Ice Cream trucks...
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