Well I was quit proud of myself for my driving record. No tickets!!! I have been pulled over many times, and womanized my way out of them so to speak.
Then coming home from the 4th of July, Dumba** me decided to speed all the way home. I got my first ticket, the cop was as cold as ice and there was nothing I could do to talk him out of it. He saw I was from Seattle, driving a Mustang, wearing my seatbelt wrong (under my arm because the darn fox body seatbelt cut into my neck), in eastern Washington and must have thought I needed a lesson. A $76 dollar lesson. Thank you, Thank you very much, Big mean cop!!!
Shelby