[The Deuce]

I spent the better part of my freshman year in college with my head so far up my g/f's arse I didn't know if it was day or night unless she opened her mouth.

Seriously, unless you can just hang out with a girl and have fun, don't bother. The odds of her 'being the one' are stacked against you. I always recall my first love. I was 16, driving a 944 dating this cute redhead.

Dang, I miss that car!