What about something like, "Burned more rice than all the Napalm in DaNang" or is that a little too off color?
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1997 Mustang GT "The Freak" - 13.80 @ 101.70, 2.07 60'
1995 Honda VFR750 - not much @ really fast (actual data pending.)
1964.5 Mustang 289
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