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PKRWUD · 08-19-2002, 05:46 PM

Kinda Makes You Go Hmmmmmmm

*According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about women is their eyes. And women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.

*Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?

*Why does a "small tax increase" cost you two hundred dollars and a "substantial tax cut" save you thirty cents?

*In the 60s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

*Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

*Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

*If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

*I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and think, "Well, that's not going to happen."

*How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a barbecue?

Take care,
~Chris

08-19-2002, 05:46 PM	#1
PKRWUD Junior Member Join Date: Mar 1999 Location: Ventura, California Posts: 8,981	Kinda Makes You Go Hmmmmmmm Kinda Makes You Go Hmmmmmmm According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about women is their eyes. And women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"? Why does a "small tax increase" cost you two hundred dollars and a "substantial tax cut" save you thirty cents? In the 60s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and think, "Well, that's not going to happen." *How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a barbecue? Take care, ~Chris __________________ Webmaster: Rice Haters Club Jim Porter Racing Peckerwoods Pit Stop Support Your Local RED & WHITE!