Drugs. Especially the legal ones. BIG bucks.
Hey, you look tired, worn out, pooped. Have a rough day? Here you go! Have a Prozac! No, you don't need a nap, or to go to bed early, just have a pill. Trust me! What? Your life has been nothing but self induced catastrophies since you started taking them? Well then, you're not taking enough! But, make sure you spend top dollar to have a Physician tell you that first, so he can up your dosage, you junkie.
And it's all legal.
What the hell was I thinking growing pot??? I should have become a Pharmacist.
Take care,
~Chris