Had a FedX guy run up on my rear yesterday. I was in my old Bronco and couldn't lose his Van.

Figured this guy had a screw loose, or maybe my Bronco did?? He kept flashing his lights and blowing his horn.
I pull over expecting the worst, he says "How much for that El Camino in your driveway?" Says he had been looking for one lately. Hopefully saturday he will own a chevy.