It's real PKRWUD, swear my life on it! I got it Friday night, that picture was taken earlier this afternoon (Sunday). I've had A&D ointment on it pretty much continuously since he did it. He said to not let it get dry and to put a small amount of ointment on it everytime it started to get dry. The area around it was red all Friday night, but by Saturday the redness had went away. It got a little sore and tender, but not too bad.
It is real, and it is one of a kind. I had designed it and drawn it all up, only to forget it at home. When I got to Omaha at about midnight I stayed up and drew it on some "Comfort Inn" paper with a pencil I borrowed from the front desk.
The camera I used to take the picture isn't real good for taking still pictures, since it's a digital camcorder, but it's the best I have as of right now.
But it is real! And you call me a liar....BASTARD!
PS- If any of you don't remember, my last name is "Schmitt" so that's where the "S" comes from....