LOL. Okay people, you have to grasp a little of my reality here.
First off, I don't practice any religion, but I am spiritual. None the less, if in fact there is a God, it would HAVE to be a woman. As tough as we like to think we are, guys, the plain and simple truth is that women are the ones that have it the hardest. And what do they get after their long, hard day? They get to cook dinner and pamper their husband, and play along with his fantasy that he is the one that's suffering.
Sorry guys, but it's a crock. Who is it that carries the child and gives birth? Who is it that completely alters there life for said child. Who is it that will always and forever be there for said child, even if it means through a divorce. Who is it that has to wear the Mommy hat, the "good housewife" hat, and the disciplinarian hat, simultaneously, and never get's thanked? Who is it that will spend hours trying to make sure that everything you could possibly want or need has been purchased, and is in house for you when you ask for it, yet who is never thanked for it, and in fact is often criticized because she forgot those damn chips you like. She probably does your laundry for you, too.
Then when the kid is in school, she's the one coordinating the childs clothes and school needs, and will probably go back to work, too, while still wearing all those hats that she wore before. AND, she has to be understanding when you come home and whine about how rough you have it.
I have seen women ride out horrific relationships for the sake of the kids, and I've seen them go through the kind of hell that would send most men running for their Mothers, without batting an eye.
Gentlemen, I would gladly take this woman out for a night on the town, but that has nothing to do with the reasons why I firmly believe that if in fact there is a God, She's a Woman.
I just had to make that clear.
Thanks.
Take care,
~Chris
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