I came up with the perfect law suit a while ago. Lays Potato Chips. Potato chips are know known to cause cancer (like everything "does"). And on the bag (and well advertised) they tease you "Betcha can't eat just one". So Lays Potato Chips compulsed me to eat myself into cancer. I guess it would only work if I ate enough chips to actually have them cause it. lol. Only 3,579,568 bags to go and I'm a billionaire!
