Even funnier given our current residence. Sad part is I'm already working on a sorta reverse: Sayings I've learned since we moved up here to Tennessee.
Some of the toppers so far:
To describe an under-powered car: "It wouldn't pull a greasy string out of a cats a**" (There's an image
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To beat someone up: "I'm gonna stomp a mudhole in your a**, 'n then walk it dry."
STD's: "You go ther' and youll get somethin' AJAX wont wash off."
A slick surface: "Slicker'n owl sh** on a marble floor."
An ugly girl: "You could mash her face in dough an' make gorilla cookies."
Scary part is these all came from the same person, lol. Lord knows what is still hiding in his head,LOL
Thought I'd share.
J
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