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Old 05-21-2001, 12:54 PM   #1
Mercury
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Angry Turf war about to start with some FireTurd guys!!

The local Muscle car Hang out at Advanced Auto is being invaded!

One night a guy with a 70 something FireTurd pulls up and asks if he can hang out with us. Sure we say, no prob.

Well last Saturday me and my friends pull up at the hang out to see a line of Firebirds there. No problem. Cool.

We park facing the street, close to it. We line up our Mustangs. Pretty soon a few more Mustangs roll up and park next to us. Then one of the Firebird guys (which turned out to be this club) TOLD us to move our Mustangs so the FireBIrds can line up together in front,which would put the mustangs in a hard to see spot.

Tim C, a guy with a 99 Cobra convert, and I told him to go ***** himself. One fo the Mustang guys moved his car, I wasnt going to.

Then one of them went up to my car and said to another guy "I should key this raggedy Turd" while holding up a key. He obviously didnt see me sstanding there. He looked up to see me standing on the other side of my car staring at him. I must of had the fires of hell burning in my eyes, because he studdered something and high tailed back to the FireTurds. I'm only 165 lbs but I'll be damned if I cant kick some A$$.

Then latter on that night the guy with the 70's ssomething FireBIrd (who obviously was the leader of the group) Starts peeling out, and doing donuts, and about side swiped a new 2001 Camaro SS that hangs out with us. The guy came about a foot and a half from hitting the Camaro. The jerk then laughed and continued doing donuts out of control.

After we told to slow down, stop it or get out his car cut off. It was funny, all the Firebird people hopped int there Cars and went speading down to him. They all stood around looking under the hood scratching there A$$s and switching thumbs.

THey Left beer bottles, and trash all over the place, not to mention the tire marks all over the place. If he shows up next week, we'll kick him and his V6 firebird friends out. He's going to ruin a good thing for the rest of us. I'm sorry, this was just a rant. That jerk is one of the reasons why people hate muscle car enthusists, they think were all like him and his butt buddy gang.

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