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Old 11-19-2001, 12:18 PM   #10
Mercury
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Well now that you all mentioned it, 95% of the people in the Blue Oval Lounge are Guys, and I dont really want any guys checking me out. Opps I was hoping I might get a lady's opinion or two.

I know I'm beautifull and all, I know women cant help but throw themselves at me (YEAH RIGHT!) WOMEN WATCH OUT. SNAZY SUPER FLY DROP DEAD GORGOUES MERUCRY IS HERE! (Snazzy Disco sounding beat music going on)

I think you all kinda got the wrong idea about my post, well no, I got the wrong idea about my own post.

Sorry guys, hope you all dont like women, because there all taken. If you need to reach any for an emergency, just call my house, there all there.

I'm just joking of course.

That and when ever you all read my bizarre misadventures, I'd like you all to be able to put a face to the person.

Mr 5.0

Ummm, I'm not obsessed (My spelling sucks) with that girl or that incident. I'm obsessed with my cars, but I dont get obsessed with women.

I wouldnt even THINK of going back there. I'm not into easy or fast women, THATS PROBABLY why I didnt take the offer, well among the chance that the next day, crucial parts of me might of started falling off.
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