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The Photoshop Guru
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![]() This was emailed to me and I thought I would share it with you guys because I thought it was pretty funny.
> YOU HAVE GOT TO READ THIS! > > Customer Service > This has got to be one of the funniest I've heard of in a long time. I > think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is > (supposedly) a true story from the Word Perfect Help line which was > transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. > Needless to say the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he/she is > currently suing the WordPerfect organization for "Termination without > Cause". > Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee (now I > know why they record these conversations) > "Ridge Hall computer assistance; may I help you?" > "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." > "What sort of trouble?" > "Well I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away" > "Went away?" > "They disappeared" > "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?" > "Nothing" > "Nothing?" > "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type." > "Are you still in WordPerfect or did you get out?" > "How do I tell?" > "Can you see the C: prompt of the screen?" > "What's a sea-prompt?" > "Never mind can you move your cursor around the screen?" > "There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type" > "Does your monitor have a power indicator?" > "What's a monitor?" > "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it > have a little light that tells you when it's on?" > "I don't know?" > "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power > cord goes into it. Can you see that?" > "Yes, I think so" > "Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into > the wall." > "Yes it is" > "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that the were two > cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?" > "No" > "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other > cable." > "Okay, here it is" > "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of > your computer" > "I can't reach it" > "Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?" > "No" > "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?" > "Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's because it's > dark" > "Dark?" > "Yes the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in > from the window" > "Well, turn on the office light then." > "I can't" > "No? Why not?" > "Because there's a power failure" > "A power.... A power failure? Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now. Do > you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer > came in?" > "Well, yes I keep them in the closet" > "Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it > was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from." > "Really? Is it that bad?" > "Yes, I'm afraid it is." > "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?" > "Tell them you're too ******* stupid to own a computer" ------------------ Indiana Stangers Association Buy your parts here |
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