Joke of the Day, part three

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Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the
lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which they
are famous. ÊA night of tall tales begins.

The guy from Montana says, "I must be the strongest,
meanest, toughest cowboy there is. ÊWhy, just the other
day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men
before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with
my bare hands and castrated that sucker with my teeth."

The guy from Wyoming couldn't stand to be bested.
"That's nothing, I was walking down the trail yesterday
and a fifteen foot rattler slid out from under a rock
and made a move for me. ÊI grabbed that snake with my
bare hands, bit its head off and sucked the poison down
in one gulp. ÊAnd I am still here today!"

The California cowboy remained silent, slowly stirring the
coals with his manhood.

Take care,
~Chris