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04-26-2002, 08:42 AM | #1 |
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Joke of the Day
A cop was patrolling at night in a well known spot for "parking." He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light open. He gets closer to the car and sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine and a young woman on the rear seat, knitting.
Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and knocks at the window. The young man lowers his window... "Yes, officer?" "What are you doing? " "Well, isn't it obvious? I'm reading a magazine..." Pointing towards the young woman, the cop says: "And her, what is she doing? " The young man shrugs: "I believe she's knitting a pullover... " The cop is totally confused. A young couple alone in a car at night... and nothing untoward is happening! "What's your age, young man?" " I'm 25, sir... " "And her, what's her age?" The young man looks at his watch and says: ****** "She'll be 18 in 20 minutes".
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04-26-2002, 09:31 AM | #2 |
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04-26-2002, 09:35 AM | #3 |
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LMAO
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04-26-2002, 09:56 AM | #4 |
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04-26-2002, 09:59 AM | #5 |
He said Member...heh, heh
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hehehehehe
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04-26-2002, 10:08 AM | #6 |
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hahhah!!!!!
Thanks Chris!!!!....
Ijust had a crappy morning being woke up by being chewed out about life from my mother, I needed that!!!!!!! hahahahaha! THANKS! TNT
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04-26-2002, 10:32 AM | #7 |
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Thanks Chris, I too like to have a good laugh, espeally in the morning w/ cup of jave...that was a good one hahahhhaha..Odie
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04-26-2002, 07:23 PM | #8 |
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OMG!!!
ROFLMAO that was an awesome joke.
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04-29-2002, 09:12 PM | #9 |
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Real funny.
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04-30-2002, 06:49 AM | #10 |
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Too bad it's night for me, but it's still just as funny
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04-30-2002, 07:33 AM | #11 |
347ci of HORSE POWER!!!
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LMAO....
That's something my bestfriend would do |
04-30-2002, 03:06 PM | #12 |
HEY I CAN SET A NAME NOW!
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lol =) I've heard that one before, it's just as funny as the first time.
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