When Soccer Moms Go Rice!!!

OnMy3rdStang · 07-02-2002, 10:50 PM

As me and a few friends were on the highway in the GT vert there was a red van ahead. It looked funny and as we got closer we saw why!
Soccer Van

HHhhhmmmmm...Wonder if that wing helps her get more HP to get to soccer practice faster???
Did you notice the dual exhaust??

This is the first time i seen a riced out van!

Crazy Horse GT · 07-03-2002, 12:03 AM

oh the horror, the horror, how freakin ridiculous, bwahahaha lmao, what a tard

6T9PONY · 07-03-2002, 12:13 AM

What a coincidence....

I just installed a double decker aluminum wing on my mom's teal '95 Chevy Lumina minivan. I'll have to get some pics up...

Crazy Horse GT · 07-03-2002, 12:22 AM

NO say it aint so ben, say it aint so, heheh, your mom is rice? j/k

joe4speed · 07-03-2002, 01:24 AM

LOL That's cute in a weird soccer mom kind of way...

PKRWUD · 07-03-2002, 01:43 AM

Her poor kids don't stand a chance.

Take care,
-Chris

MidNiteBlu 5.0 · 07-03-2002, 03:13 AM

I think i have seen it all. I tried to get my friend to put an aluminum wing on his 89 nissan maxima station wagon as a joke (he hates ricers) but he wouldnt do it. lol

Later,
Nick

Mercury · 07-03-2002, 03:23 AM

Thats awesome...Gotta respect da mini-van with the spoiler. Its a Lumina Extreme Mini-Van.

Crazy Horse GT · 07-03-2002, 03:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mercury
Thats awesome...Gotta respect da mini-van with the spoiler. Its a Lumina Extreme Mini-Van.

merc that's lemona, uh yeah lumina, heheh, how ya been man?, l8ter

Mustangbelle306 · 07-03-2002, 05:34 AM

I don't think there are drivers I hate more than soccer moms

If they aren't breakneck speeding in the slow lane to pass on the right, then they are messing with their stupid kids going 50 in the fast lane

Not only that, they can't freeking park!!! We should NOT sell vans and SUVs to these retards with strollers!!!!

GRRRRRR!

1969Mach1 · 07-03-2002, 06:46 AM

Uhh... that is one disturbing van.
There is this guy with a Honda EV around my town I will get pictures of this ugly thing. It's pretty damn ugly. It's like a van/car/stationwagon and it's pretty riced out. This guy has no clue what's going on. He will dred the day when I see him with the stang. Damn rice boys need to be taught a lesson.

#1 Pony · 07-03-2002, 07:57 AM

Hummmm..... I'd leave off the wing, but go for the dual.
It's a Dodge/Chrystler (spelling?) Mini Van. I'd bet if you really modded those (seriously) they'd make power.

To tell you the truth seeing that reminds me of Grand Theft Auto 3, where one of the fastest trucks is a Blista, and that thing can HAUL!!!

At lest there are no stickers. I remember when I said 'If I got a van, (like that)' I would put flames on it, a moon roof and mod.

(No wing though)

1969Mach1 · 07-03-2002, 03:34 PM

I've always wanted to make a minivan convertiable.

How cool would that be? lol

PKRWUD · 07-03-2002, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 1969Mach1
I've always wanted to make a minivan convertiable. How cool would that be? lol

I dunno. How fast do you think you could go on the freeway with the top up before it turned into a giant parachute? just wondering.

Take care,
-Chris

6T9PONY · 07-03-2002, 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Crazy Horse GT
merc that's lemona, uh yeah lumina, heheh

Our '95 Lumina minivan is FAR from a lemon. It has 120,000 miles on it and it just had it's first tune up because it was hesitating a little bit. Changed the ORIGINAL fuel filter and the ORIGINAL plugs.....voila! No more hesitating! It's been abused--by me

--and by hauling a pop-up camper (with a 3.8 V6) on a great number of camping trips, a majority of which were in the mountains (i.e. 8,000 foot increase in elevation). It even hauled the camper up to the Grand Tetons/Yellowstone and back. It's been to St. Louis and St. Joseph, Missouri; San Antonio, Texas etc. From what I've experienced, and what I've heard from other people, they are pretty damn dependable. Still a Chevy, though...

The Deuce · 07-03-2002, 06:30 PM

Hehehe, he said Tetons..........

PKRWUD · 07-03-2002, 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Deuce
Hehehe, he said Tetons..........

ROFLMFAO!!!!

Take care,
-Chris

95mustanggt · 07-04-2002, 07:17 AM

I'm just waiting for the cut springs and the 19" rims with low profile tires....

PKRWUD · 07-04-2002, 08:01 AM

Okay, now I'm scared.

Take care,
-Chris

07-03-2002, 12:03 AM	#2
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07-03-2002, 12:22 AM	#4
Crazy Horse GT Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Sale Creek, TN. C. S. A. Posts: 4,652	NO say it aint so ben, say it aint so, heheh, your mom is rice? j/k __________________ 95 gt vert, lot's of stuff, it aint slow. 04 sonic blue v - six my beater 89 rs camaro iroc turbo hood, other stuff, my wifes ride 84 lx stang cammed up 289 hi po, etc 65 falcon, maybe by the year 2020. black 00gt, gone but never forgotten. R H C- member # 1 o.b.c. da prez- member # 1 if your under 40 dont ask. goodbye for now odie,r.i.p. 11-27-03

07-03-2002, 01:24 AM	#5
joe4speed He said Member...heh, heh Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: Jupiter, Florida U.S.A. Posts: 3,718	LOL That's cute in a weird soccer mom kind of way... __________________ *Joe!* 1988 GT, 13.58@101mph Check out my listing! Click here! Or my website:www.joe4speed.com

07-03-2002, 01:43 AM	#6
PKRWUD Junior Member Join Date: Mar 1999 Location: Ventura, California Posts: 8,981	Her poor kids don't stand a chance. Take care, -Chris __________________ Webmaster: Rice Haters Club Jim Porter Racing Peckerwoods Pit Stop Support Your Local RED & WHITE!

07-03-2002, 03:13 AM	#7
MidNiteBlu 5.0 I got something to say Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 1,557	I think i have seen it all. I tried to get my friend to put an aluminum wing on his 89 nissan maxima station wagon as a joke (he hates ricers) but he wouldnt do it. lol Later, Nick __________________ 91 LX Hatch 5.0 - made for the twisties 89 LX Hatchback 5.0 5spd. stolen/stripped 4/7/05 http://www.mustangworks.com/cgi-bin/...splay.cgi?3494 1987 Toyota Pickup Ricer Haters Club Member #33 Want a custom gauge cluster for your Vintage Mustang? www.jmeenterprises.com

07-02-2002, 10:50 PM	#1
OnMy3rdStang Registered Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: St. Louis, MO Posts: 644	When Soccer Moms Go Rice!!! As me and a few friends were on the highway in the GT vert there was a red van ahead. It looked funny and as we got closer we saw why! Soccer Van HHhhhmmmmm...Wonder if that wing helps her get more HP to get to soccer practice faster??? Did you notice the dual exhaust?? This is the first time i seen a riced out van! __________________ Danica Patrick is my homegirl

07-03-2002, 12:13 AM	#3
6T9PONY All about the Windsor. Join Date: Feb 2000 Posts: 2,052	What a coincidence.... I just installed a double decker aluminum wing on my mom's teal '95 Chevy Lumina minivan. I'll have to get some pics up...

07-03-2002, 03:23 AM	#8
Mercury The Redneck James Bond Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Fayetteville NC Posts: 1,707	Thats awesome...Gotta respect da mini-van with the spoiler. Its a Lumina Extreme Mini-Van.

07-03-2002, 05:34 AM	#10
Mustangbelle306 Yay for Chickys Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 1,532	I don't think there are drivers I hate more than soccer moms If they aren't breakneck speeding in the slow lane to pass on the right, then they are messing with their stupid kids going 50 in the fast lane Not only that, they can't freeking park!!! We should NOT sell vans and SUVs to these retards with strollers!!!! GRRRRRR!

07-03-2002, 06:46 AM	#11
1969Mach1 HEY I CAN SET A NAME NOW! Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,556	Uhh... that is one disturbing van. There is this guy with a Honda EV around my town I will get pictures of this ugly thing. It's pretty damn ugly. It's like a van/car/stationwagon and it's pretty riced out. This guy has no clue what's going on. He will dred the day when I see him with the stang. Damn rice boys need to be taught a lesson. __________________ 1969 Mustang Mach 1Sold 351-4V Windsor, 4 Speed MACH 1 - Moving At The Speed Of Sound. 1979 Mustang Indianapolis 500 Pace Car For Sale - Email me for Info 302-2V, 3-Speed Auto One of 2,106 made One of 405 sent to Canada. Yes those are caution lights, and No you can't pass me when there on. Ricer Hater's Club - Member #4

07-03-2002, 07:57 AM	#12
#1 Pony Registered Member Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 268	Hummmm..... I'd leave off the wing, but go for the dual. It's a Dodge/Chrystler (spelling?) Mini Van. I'd bet if you really modded those (seriously) they'd make power. To tell you the truth seeing that reminds me of Grand Theft Auto 3, where one of the fastest trucks is a Blista, and that thing can HAUL!!! At lest there are no stickers. I remember when I said 'If I got a van, (like that)' I would put flames on it, a moon roof and mod. (No wing though) __________________ One who comes with Thunder.

07-03-2002, 03:34 PM	#13
1969Mach1 HEY I CAN SET A NAME NOW! Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,556	I've always wanted to make a minivan convertiable. How cool would that be? lol __________________ 1969 Mustang Mach 1Sold 351-4V Windsor, 4 Speed MACH 1 - Moving At The Speed Of Sound. 1979 Mustang Indianapolis 500 Pace Car For Sale - Email me for Info 302-2V, 3-Speed Auto One of 2,106 made One of 405 sent to Canada. Yes those are caution lights, and No you can't pass me when there on. Ricer Hater's Club - Member #4

07-03-2002, 06:30 PM	#16
The Deuce Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 2,325	Hehehe, he said Tetons.......... __________________ 1997 Mustang GT "The Freak" - 13.80 @ 101.70, 2.07 60' 1995 Honda VFR750 - not much @ really fast (actual data pending.) 1964.5 Mustang 289 Rice Haters Club Member #13

07-04-2002, 07:17 AM	#18
95mustanggt Registered Member Join Date: May 2000 Location: Kamloops, BC Posts: 2,875	I'm just waiting for the cut springs and the 19" rims with low profile tires.... __________________ 1995 Mustang GT 20016 F150 Lariat Super Crew

07-04-2002, 08:01 AM	#19
PKRWUD Junior Member Join Date: Mar 1999 Location: Ventura, California Posts: 8,981	Okay, now I'm scared. Take care, -Chris __________________ Webmaster: Rice Haters Club Jim Porter Racing Peckerwoods Pit Stop Support Your Local RED & WHITE!

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