15 Things Not To Say To A Cop

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Originally posted by OnMy3rdStang
me and a friend(<--driver) of mine got pulled over by a cop this one night and it was dark so the cop walked up to the window with flashlight in hand. The cop asked "do you know why i pulled you over", while shinning the light in Shauns face. Being the hard *** he is, grabbed his flashlight shined it in the officers face saying "Could it be that i was speeding". He got a ticket for speeding but the cop didnt say anything about Shaun's smartass remark. I just looked out the window away from shaun and the cop to hide my laughing.

Dude, LOL, I would've cracked up. That's the best! He's lucky. though, that the cop didn't think he was reaching for a gun when he pulled out his flashlight. ....the story would've ended a little differently then... heh, heh.

Originally posted by PKRWUD
Actually, one of my dumbest remarks to a cop was when I got my 2nd DUI (back in the late 80's when I was still invincible and knew everything). He asked me to do some balancing act/sobriety check, to which I replied "Hell, I can't even do that when I'm sober!".

ROFL.