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Old 08-12-2002, 04:48 PM   #1
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Lightbulb New film: "The Slow and The Stickered"

Was watching some comedy flicks over at atomfilms and an idea popped into my head.

Someone just has to do either one of 2 film formats....
1. A farce goofing on riceboys...

2. A funny pseudo-undercover documentary pointing out the stupid stuff that goes on at ricer hang-outs...

Either one could be called: "The Slow and The Stickered"
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Old 08-12-2002, 04:50 PM   #2
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hahahahaha , hammer where do you find and think up this stuff??
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Old 08-12-2002, 05:07 PM   #3
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You know what?
I'm getting TONS of ideas popping in my head.... Heck I'll even write the screenplay.... We just need to find some folks to do the animation. (It can be crappy.... heck, its a farce...)
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Old 08-13-2002, 02:16 PM   #4
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A farce? If I can come up with a digital video camera, I could do a documentary on these cars. Just have to borrow an import, ugh, and go around asking for some "research".

There are two stock exhausted bright Orange Civics in my town, and I've seen a few cars chasing a White Eclipse with a Chick driver. Any of these people would be good material.
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Old 08-13-2002, 02:43 PM   #5
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ANIMATION!?!? Crap, I'll ACT in the thing. Who says that it has to be professional?! Who takes ricers seriously anyways. Me and 1969 Mach1 can help make a movie! We just have to get airfare to Dallas, which as you know for me is not that hard .

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Old 08-13-2002, 02:44 PM   #6
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ANIMATION!?!? Crap, I'll ACT in the thing. Who says that it has to be professional?! Who takes ricers seriously anyways. Me and 1969 Mach1 can help make a movie! We just have to get airfare to Dallas, which as you know for me is not that hard .

On second thought, Let's do it in Canada! Everyone knows Canada is the cheap a** Holywood!
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On second thought, Let's do it in Canada! Everyone knows Canada is the cheap a** Holywood!
thats true, i'm always watching them film movies up here in BC.
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Old 08-13-2002, 03:14 PM   #8
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Got 2 scenes sticking in my head:

Scene 1:
Ricer kid is watching "The Fast and The Furious" on TV.
Lots of loud buzzing exhaust noise coming from the TV.
His mom yells at him to turn it down. He does, but the buzzing noise persists....
He turns off the TV, noise still going.
Pulls the TV plug out of its socket. Noise still keeps going.
The notices the noise is not coming from the TV, but out the window. So he goes outside. Its coming from his ricemobile, but its not running.

Opens the door and looks at his billet switches. Thet are all off.
Notice the labels on some of them:
Blow off valve noise, purge noise, squealing tires noise, and "exhaust" noise...

He notices the sound coming from the rear of the car...
Then he hears it coming from his HUGE exhast tip and muffler.
But the car is not running!
He looks into the exhaust...... and a WHOLE bunch of angry bees come out!!!
He yells and runs out of the scene.

Scene 2:
Ricer kid and his buddy "G", both white suburban kids with freckles and zits, come up next to an LS1 Camaro at a light.

The camaro is stock except for a dark tint.

Riceboy can't see in, so he revs at the camaro multiple times and turns on some idiotic euro-dance music all the way up.

Cut to the inside of the Camaro:
An older chick is putting on makeup in the rear view mirror with elevator music playing in the car. She doesn't even notice they are out there beside her.

Scene cuts multiple times to both drivers, ricer revving and jumping with loud crappy music, old chick putting on maleup with elevator music\Barry Manilow.

Light goes green....

Rice boy nails it and his car is straining

Cut to an overhead view as you see both cars neck and neck as he shifts....

Cut back to the loud riceboy image, and then back to the makeup lady with elevator soundtrack...

The Camaro starts to pull a fender on the straining ricemobile.

Riceboy yells "No you don't!" as some James Bond music comes on and his front panel flips open to reveal a button labeled "NAAAWWWWSSS"

He hits the button as riceboy and "G" get thrown into their seats

Over head shot:
Ricemobile creeps back to be even with the Camaro

Cut to shot with Riceboy and "G" with eyes bulging out as they hang on for dear life

Cut back to shot to elevator music lady who is now making a cell phone call, still oblivious to whats going on beside her.

Ricemobile is straining heavily, passengers are looking like they are on a roller coaster as the floorboard from the Ricemobile falls out.

G looks down and yells "she's breaking up!" as a HUGE "System Overload" light comes on the dash. Star Trek like computer voice comes on stating "WARNING, WARNING"

Cut back to elevator music lady as she finishes her call and FINALLY looks over. Notices them, and gets an annoyed look on her face.

Cut to above shot:
Camaro pulls away easily as the Ricemobile is now smoking from the engine compartment.

The Ricemobile rolls to a halt as "G" says:
"Don't worry dude, that guy HAD to have a blower..."
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Old 08-13-2002, 03:18 PM   #9
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Those are awesome scenes man. I'm going to have to do a "Mother Love" style mockumentary on the whole scene out here. Hopefully I will get some good stock, and we'll be able to use it for future movies.
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Old 08-13-2002, 03:30 PM   #10
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lmao, thats some good scenes there hammer, i like it.
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Old 08-13-2002, 04:05 PM   #11
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WHEN DO WE START FILMING
I HAVE A FRIEND W/ A STUDIO
I'M READY TO COOK RICE WITH
MY 93 COUPE 2.3 5 SPEED.





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Old 08-13-2002, 05:27 PM   #12
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If you ahve it in Canada I will participate. I hate rice and so does my brother. I notice in Toronto and Kitchener there is lots of rice.
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