Marriage Secrets Revealed!!! - Page 2

Coupe Devil · 08-14-2002, 04:24 PM

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Originally posted by induction

ok heres one for ya,

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHAT DO ELECTRIC TRAINS AND BREASTS HAVE IN COMMON?
(they're intended fOr children, but men usually play with them.)

3. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACK?
( because their balls fall over their a..holes and they vapor lock)

Ahhh Vapor lock bad, very very bad... Can you fix that by wrapping the hose in pipe insulation as well????

Bradley

induction · 08-14-2002, 04:53 PM

I think it would be simpler to remove the blockage.

The Deuce · 08-14-2002, 05:23 PM

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Originally posted by induction
I think it would be simpler to remove the blockage.

Ow, not there are some things that shouldn't even be joked about. This is one of them.

induction · 08-14-2002, 05:48 PM

lol NO NO NO , as in "move " the blockage not "re-move" sorry about that guys , you can all let "em" go and get up off the floor now! sorry

The Deuce · 08-14-2002, 06:12 PM

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Originally posted by induction
lol NO NO NO , as in "move " the blockage not "re-move" sorry about that guys , you can all let "em" go and get up off the floor now! sorry

That makes me feel a little better. I am still shaken by the whole incident however.

I still think some reparations may be in order.

induction · 08-14-2002, 07:11 PM

Sounds like a plan lol, Hey deuce either PKRWUD has not seen this thread or he's afraid. lol I'm sure hell be here soon though.

PKRWUD · 08-14-2002, 08:05 PM

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Originally posted by induction

That depends, does that include heat treated drop- forged high carbon steel , or did you want the crome plated drop-forged hardended steel? then there is the heat-treated alloy with black oxide finish . Oh and did you want with a 6 or 12 point ?
Our special of the day is metric blended in with a DEEP sae garnish. And for a side you get 10 finley polished 3/8 drive hex bits blended with Torx Is that for here or to go ?

Okay dear, you win. You can change my oil.

Take care,
~Chris

PKRWUD · 08-14-2002, 08:08 PM

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Originally posted by induction

ok heres one for ya,

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

I'm all for higher education! In fact, I think I'll have to work on getting smarter here pretty damn soon.

Quote:

Originally posted by induction
2. WHAT DO ELECTRIC TRAINS AND BREASTS HAVE IN COMMON?
(they're intended fOr children, but men usually play with them.)

Agreed. Let's play.

Take care,
~Chris

induction · 08-14-2002, 08:23 PM

ROFLMFAO!!!

PKRWUD · 08-14-2002, 08:27 PM

I thought you'd like that.

Take care,
~Chris

induction · 08-14-2002, 08:37 PM

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Originally posted by PKRWUD

Okay dear, you win. You can change my oil.

Take care,
~Chris

Thank you , now get outta my way so I can finish this thing dammit! , and hey slide me that creeper & toss me a beer. .....Thinking to self" I wish he would mop these floors!

PKRWUD · 08-14-2002, 08:50 PM

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Originally posted by induction

Thank you , now get outta my way so I can finish this thing dammit! , and hey slide me that creeper & toss me a beer. .....Thinking to self" I wish he would mop these floors!

Wow. I'll have to look for my creeper. I never use it anymore because it always grabs my hair (even in a ponytail). And I do sweep the floor weekly (not weakly!), but it hasn't been mopped in a while. I'll see what I can do.

Wow. A real wrench turning woman. This is kinda exciting!

Take care,
~Chris

08-14-2002, 04:53 PM	#22
induction The Brit! Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Across the Pond! Posts: 694	I think it would be simpler to remove the blockage. __________________ *Restored 1965 Coupe* *April Mare of the Month* RiceHatersClub Member #27

08-14-2002, 05:48 PM	#24
induction The Brit! Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Across the Pond! Posts: 694	lol NO NO NO , as in "move " the blockage not "re-move" sorry about that guys , you can all let "em" go and get up off the floor now! sorry __________________ *Restored 1965 Coupe* *April Mare of the Month* RiceHatersClub Member #27

08-14-2002, 07:11 PM	#26
induction The Brit! Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Across the Pond! Posts: 694	Sounds like a plan lol, Hey deuce either PKRWUD has not seen this thread or he's afraid. lol I'm sure hell be here soon though. __________________ *Restored 1965 Coupe* *April Mare of the Month* RiceHatersClub Member #27 Last edited by induction; 08-14-2002 at 08:03 PM..

08-14-2002, 08:23 PM	#29
induction The Brit! Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Across the Pond! Posts: 694	ROFLMFAO!!! __________________ *Restored 1965 Coupe* *April Mare of the Month* RiceHatersClub Member #27

08-14-2002, 08:27 PM	#30
PKRWUD Junior Member Join Date: Mar 1999 Location: Ventura, California Posts: 8,981	I thought you'd like that. Take care, ~Chris __________________ Webmaster: Rice Haters Club Jim Porter Racing Peckerwoods Pit Stop Support Your Local RED & WHITE!

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