need a good laugh?..(ricer)

0h n0 5.0 · 11-09-2002, 10:23 PM

A SAMPLE OF READERS RIDES ON STREET RACING.COM

XXXX· age: 16 no website
no picture uploaded Location: Azle TX
Make/Model: Ford Mustang Salene
Engine: V8 300 HP Mopar Engine, Twin Turbos, NOS Intake, Two 125 Shot NOS Tanks, Supercharged, Intercooling
Body: SpeedTek, Ninja Spoiler, Ninja Fender
Wheels: 17" American Racing Tires, 15" American Racing Rims
Instruments: Custom Built Laptop For NOS, PlayStation 2
Sound System: Two Panasonic 17" Sub Woofers, Sony 3 Disc CD Player
Other: Just race!!!
Other:

PARENTS, BE WARY OF WHAT YOUR CHILDREN ARE DOING IN CYBERSPACE...

ahh noo...too.. many... cliches. not.. enough.. knowledge of anything.. resistance.... weakining...

tireburner163 · 11-09-2002, 10:46 PM

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What a idiot!!!

DAN-MAN · 11-09-2002, 11:29 PM

Gotta love dem ricer's!!!

Daniel.

11-09-2002, 11:54 PM

holy **** the kid is a tool. gotta love them ford mopar engines

. what a idiot. thanks for the laugh dude.

Topless In Texas · 11-09-2002, 11:58 PM

This IS a joke, right????????????

TNT

HotRoddin · 11-10-2002, 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by 0h n0 5.0
A SAMPLE OF READERS RIDES ON STREET RACING.COM

Wheels: 17" American Racing Tires, 15" American Racing Rims

Dam this kid must be brilliant !!! He's figured a way to fit 17 inch tires on 15 inch rims !!

Topless In Texas · 11-10-2002, 12:50 AM

lmao!

TNT

Motorhead302 · 11-10-2002, 12:52 AM

Hey, i think i know that kid!!

what i love is, the car has twin turbos, a blower, two stages of nitrous, and an intercooler, and it only puts out 300 hp.
somebody REALLY needs to learn how to tune, you know?

what a fricking crack head. lol

The Deuce · 11-10-2002, 01:28 AM

Sorry, I have to wonder how many 'homies' are in his 'possie' traction.

Location: Upland CA
Make/Model: FORD 69 Mustang
Engine: 351 ci Clevland, full length headers with cherry bombs to take over the mufflers. Flowmaster 3" exahust. Aluminum heads. all hi-performance parts.
Body: painted custom orange with mach 1 striping open hood scoop
Wheels: stock 14" wheels. soon to have 16'9 torque thrust wheels
Instruments: Moon eyes 8,000 rpm tach mounted on steering colum. 3,500 rpm stall converter 325 gears with possie traction
Sound System: my car making all the noise
Other: NOS cheater shot 75-150 hp adjustable. Lowered 3" inch front, 2" back. all aluminum pulleys, intake and valve covers.
Other

0h n0 5.0 · 11-10-2002, 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Deuce
Sorry, I have to wonder how many 'homies' are in his 'possie' traction.

Location: Upland CA
Make/Model: FORD 69 Mustang
Engine: 351 ci Clevland, full length headers with cherry bombs to take over the mufflers. Flowmaster 3" exahust. Aluminum heads. all hi-performance parts.
Body: painted custom orange with mach 1 striping open hood scoop
Wheels: stock 14" wheels. soon to have 16'9 torque thrust wheels
Instruments: Moon eyes 8,000 rpm tach mounted on steering colum. 3,500 rpm stall converter 325 gears with possie traction
Sound System: my car making all the noise
Other: NOS cheater shot 75-150 hp adjustable. Lowered 3" inch front, 2" back. all aluminum pulleys, intake and valve covers.
Other

you know me.. i'm a sucker for those clevland(sic) engines..

love them salenes hehe

69fastback · 11-10-2002, 05:15 AM

You should see the coachvelle street racing site there is a kind on there with a neon that swears he will race anybody for 500 bucks. It only has a couple of mods Makes me wish i was back home in california i would race the dipshit in my f150.

11-09-2002, 10:23 PM	#1
0h n0 5.0 Registered Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Birmingham, Alabama Posts: 371	need a good laugh?..(ricer) A SAMPLE OF READERS RIDES ON STREET RACING.COM XXXX· age: 16 no website no picture uploaded Location: Azle TX Make/Model: Ford Mustang Salene Engine: V8 300 HP Mopar Engine, Twin Turbos, NOS Intake, Two 125 Shot NOS Tanks, Supercharged, Intercooling Body: SpeedTek, Ninja Spoiler, Ninja Fender Wheels: 17" American Racing Tires, 15" American Racing Rims Instruments: Custom Built Laptop For NOS, PlayStation 2 Sound System: Two Panasonic 17" Sub Woofers, Sony 3 Disc CD Player Other: Just race!!! Other: PARENTS, BE WARY OF WHAT YOUR CHILDREN ARE DOING IN CYBERSPACE... ahh noo...too.. many... cliches. not.. enough.. knowledge of anything.. resistance.... weakining... __________________ 0h n0 5.0 Alias:94five0, Vr00m, Black Shuck 1994 GT 5.0l

11-09-2002, 10:46 PM	#2
tireburner163 It's a lot like a race car Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Meridian, MS Posts: 4,130	ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a idiot!!! __________________ 1987 Buick T-type 1998 HD Electra Elide

11-09-2002, 11:29 PM	#3
DAN-MAN Confederate Cowboy Join Date: May 2002 Location: Southeast Missouri Posts: 546	Gotta love dem ricer's!!! Daniel. __________________ DAN-MAN RHC MEMBER #25

11-09-2002, 11:58 PM	#5
Topless In Texas Not broken anymore! Join Date: May 2001 Location: La Porte, TEXASS :) Posts: 1,963	joke? This IS a joke, right???????????? TNT __________________ R.I.P. my Kinde..Jan. 19,1992-Aug. 22, 2003. Shes Cruisin' doggie heaven in a Blown Verte or a GTO!!! 2005 ROUSH GT Verte SuperStallions of the Net Feature, May 2002 RICE HATERS CLUB MEMBER #38!! O.B.C #5..thank you!! I feel so priveledged!! BONE STOCK~ Hell, its a ROUSH!

11-10-2002, 12:50 AM	#7
Topless In Texas Not broken anymore! Join Date: May 2001 Location: La Porte, TEXASS :) Posts: 1,963	hahahahahah lmao! TNT __________________ R.I.P. my Kinde..Jan. 19,1992-Aug. 22, 2003. Shes Cruisin' doggie heaven in a Blown Verte or a GTO!!! 2005 ROUSH GT Verte SuperStallions of the Net Feature, May 2002 RICE HATERS CLUB MEMBER #38!! O.B.C #5..thank you!! I feel so priveledged!! BONE STOCK~ Hell, its a ROUSH!

11-09-2002, 11:54 PM	#4
digital3.3 Guest Posts: n/a	holy **** the kid is a tool. gotta love them ford mopar engines . what a idiot. thanks for the laugh dude.

11-10-2002, 12:52 AM	#8
Motorhead302 Registered Member Join Date: Jul 1999 Location: Fort Wayne, IN Posts: 264	Hey, i think i know that kid!! what i love is, the car has twin turbos, a blower, two stages of nitrous, and an intercooler, and it only puts out 300 hp. somebody REALLY needs to learn how to tune, you know? what a fricking crack head. lol __________________ Proud to be Rice Haters' Club member # 88, 95 GT, Pulleys, Headers, Off-road H, 3.55's, Tremec 3550, Cobra Clutch 14.4's @ 96mph before exhaust. '92 LX, 4.10's, Underdrives, Off-road, Flowmaster 2 Chambers, Chrome Cobra R Wheels NEW TIMES: 8.694@78.7, 13.694@97.76

11-10-2002, 01:28 AM	#9
The Deuce Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 2,325	Sorry, I have to wonder how many 'homies' are in his 'possie' traction. Location: Upland CA Make/Model: FORD 69 Mustang Engine: 351 ci Clevland, full length headers with cherry bombs to take over the mufflers. Flowmaster 3" exahust. Aluminum heads. all hi-performance parts. Body: painted custom orange with mach 1 striping open hood scoop Wheels: stock 14" wheels. soon to have 16'9 torque thrust wheels Instruments: Moon eyes 8,000 rpm tach mounted on steering colum. 3,500 rpm stall converter 325 gears with possie traction Sound System: my car making all the noise Other: NOS cheater shot 75-150 hp adjustable. Lowered 3" inch front, 2" back. all aluminum pulleys, intake and valve covers. Other __________________ 1997 Mustang GT "The Freak" - 13.80 @ 101.70, 2.07 60' 1995 Honda VFR750 - not much @ really fast (actual data pending.) 1964.5 Mustang 289 Rice Haters Club Member #13

11-10-2002, 05:15 AM	#11
69fastback IRAQ VET Join Date: Feb 2000 Location: high desert California Posts: 1,480	You should see the coachvelle street racing site there is a kind on there with a neon that swears he will race anybody for 500 bucks. It only has a couple of mods Makes me wish i was back home in california i would race the dipshit in my f150.

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