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11-21-2002, 09:08 PM | #1 |
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From the January, 2003, Car Craft Magazine
Top 10 Reasons Why The Guy In The Cubicle Next To Me At Work Should Be Beaten With An H-beam Connecting Rod 1) He drives a Mitsubishi Eclipse Spyder GT. Do four names make it faster? 2) He had a The Fast and the Furious party the day the movie was released on DVD. 3) He said that his new muffler gave him 4 horses, and that you could hear it too. 4) He says liters are better than cubic inches. 5) He says front-wheel-drive drive is better because the power doesn't have to go as far. 6) He hangs out with a guy down the hall who put ceramic coated headers on a Honda Prelude. 7) He installed a billet aluminum gas cap, K&N cold-air intake, clear turn-signal lenses, and a short shift knob. 8) He's taking it to the dragstrip. 9) It's leased. 10) He doesn't know what an H-beam connecting rod is. Take care, ~Chris
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11-21-2002, 09:31 PM | #3 |
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Good stuff. I was thinking that the fact that I sit in a cubical is good enough reason to beat the guy next to me.
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11-21-2002, 10:03 PM | #4 |
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LMAO @ 8, 9, & 10
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11-23-2002, 01:33 AM | #5 |
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"He's taking it to the dragstrip." Chris, that's a good thing, now you won't have to embarrass him by telling him his car is dreadfully slow, he'll humiliate himself. then again he may start saying he's going to hit 10's when he get's some NAAWWWWSSSS. ....by the way, would you mind if i came to your work and took the first shot at him, i despise him, yet i don't even know him
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11-23-2002, 06:05 AM | #6 |
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11-23-2002, 11:08 AM | #7 |
HEY I CAN SET A NAME NOW!
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lol.... I'm sure that is a very true scenario for most people. I know abunch of people that qualify for like atleast 5-6 of those. =)
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11-23-2002, 02:52 PM | #8 |
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that was great!
sadly, I just happen to know a few people like that... |
11-24-2002, 05:39 AM | #9 |
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still love that avater!!!!!!!!!!! I'm getting my new puppy tomorrow. Is she still okay? I hope so. I love that picture....just wanted to make sure. TNT
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