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01-13-2003, 04:29 PM | #1 |
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~Sowry Guys, ya know I love ya.."bumper stickers"~
BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS HERSELF
OH MY GOD, I THINK I'M BECOMING THE MAN I WANTED TO MARRY! GINGER ROGERS DID EVERYTHING FRED ASTAIRE DID, BUT SHE DID IT BACKWARDS AND IN HIGH HEELS A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER IN HOT WATER I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO COMBINE MARRIAGE AND A CAREER SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN . SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENS TO BAD PEOPLE HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY? DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES And last but not least: IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN ~you know I love ya'll~ Jill
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01-13-2003, 04:54 PM | #2 | |
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Re: ~Sowry Guys, ya know I love ya.."bumper stickers"~
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01-13-2003, 04:58 PM | #3 | |
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Funny Miss Blondie. Daniel. |
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01-13-2003, 05:51 PM | #4 |
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I hate to admit it, but every damn one of those is true. So Jill, this is what you do when working hard at the office? Guess you did it right the first time.
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01-13-2003, 06:54 PM | #5 |
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If that's you loving us, I sure hope I don't get on your bad side! However, I would like to note that all those are tamer than the sticker someone I use to know had on her car.... "LIFE'S A B****, AND SO AM I" Serious! To make matters crazier, her ex BF was almost identical, except his ended "AND THEN YOU MARRY ONE". Guess we know why that relationship ended...
On a lighter note, my personal favorite is still: "DON'T FOLLOW ME, OR YOU'LL END UP AT MY PLACE" That, and "I HATE BUMPER STICKERS" |
01-13-2003, 07:03 PM | #6 |
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not really a "woman" post, but it's about bumper stickers...
Best, funniest bumper sticker I've ever seen, read: "Bumper Sticker"
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01-13-2003, 07:12 PM | #7 |
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More Bumper Stickers
Jill: We love you, too.
Life's too short to date ugly women A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute! Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. Good cowgirls keep their calves together Life is sexually transmitted. Not all women are fools. Some are single. Women like silent men. They think they're listening. All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. Women are like stars, there are millions of them out there, but only one can make your dreams come true. That last one was for you, Jill. We're not all wise guys.
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01-13-2003, 07:51 PM | #8 |
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i thought those were funny!
Sometimes you CAN be cute!!
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01-13-2003, 11:53 PM | #9 |
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lol i love good one liners.
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01-14-2003, 02:46 AM | #10 |
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In the words of Norm (from Cheers), "Women, can't live with 'em; pass the beer nuts."
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01-14-2003, 08:46 AM | #11 | |
or '331 LX Eric'
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01-14-2003, 09:55 AM | #12 |
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"So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute!"
I like that one
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01-14-2003, 09:47 PM | #13 |
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more bumper stickers........
this one no longer applies to me
I LIVE WITH FEAR EVERYDAY, AND SOMETIMES SHE LETS ME RACE. Driver only carries $.40 in ammo. DRIVE IT LIKE A RENTAL! C.A.M.A.R.O (COPIED AFTER MUSTANG AND REALLY OVER-RATED) DONT MAKE LAUGH AT THIS CAR, YOUR DAUGHTER MIGHT BE IN HERE! just a few of my personal favs.
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01-15-2003, 05:55 PM | #14 |
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My mom had this on her car
"They Say it's Tourist Season, So Why Can't We Shoot Them"
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01-15-2003, 11:47 PM | #15 |
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i saw this one on the back of a "sticker-charged" import car on the way home from work tonight:
Will work for food, Will beg for sex! god are ricers stupid!!!!!
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Look, its them damn house birds again! Tony NMRA P/S #5131 CMP Racing Flaming River Pakman Motorsports Belden Inc. UPR Products All Show Polishing (Rob 708-997-0226) Strange Engineering |
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