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Old 04-29-2003, 10:08 PM   #1
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Lightbulb Warning!!! Don't look inside!!!!!!!!



OooH, you looked. Now what if clicking on this thread and looking inside actually opened a portal to another dimension and sucked you inside through your computer screen into a never-ending abyss of nothingness. You'd be all sorry and crying "WAAAAAAH WAAAAAAH WAAAAAH, Boooh hoooo hooo" then wouldn't you, but it'd be too late. But why? You were forewarned, but blatantly chose to ignore the warning of mercy which the Abyss had bestowed unto you... You read the warning. What did it say??? No don't look! See, you can't even remember, it's like when something says Warning!!! Don't look inside!!!!!!!! people such as yourself see it fit to do just the opposite. This wasn't a free invitation to a frat party, this was a warning!!! And you decided to ignore it. NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!!!!

You're lucky I'm in a good mood or it'd be straight to the Abyss for you Mister/Miss Lady. Now get out of here b4 I change my mind and turn on the computer monitor portal of doom. Largate!

Well hopefully, next time you will think b4 you happily go a clickin an a clackin your little ole mouse button wherever you feel you wanna go.


Can't say I never tried....

What are you still doing here??

And BTW, DON'T YOU DARE REPLY!!!!
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Old 04-29-2003, 10:24 PM   #2
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Old 04-30-2003, 12:00 AM   #3
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Old 04-30-2003, 12:07 AM   #4
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didnt anyone ever tell you that you shouldnt go online when youre drunk? hehe
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Old 04-30-2003, 12:22 AM   #5
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Send me some of that batch.
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Old 04-30-2003, 06:22 AM   #6
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Yeah, I want some of that good **** too!!!


I'm one of those red button pushers, you know, the ones that say "DO NOT PUSH!", so I HAD to come in here!! Besides, another dimension might be better than this one, so I'm willing to go!
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Old 04-30-2003, 07:19 AM   #7
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STEP AWAY FROM THE CRACK!!!!

Hey Fox Body, I thought you were Sicy for a moment with all your little faces and animations....
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Old 04-30-2003, 11:08 AM   #8
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Old 04-30-2003, 12:35 PM   #9
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Old 04-30-2003, 12:47 PM   #10
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lol I don't know who has more time... Fox Body for posting that, or us for reading it.

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Old 04-30-2003, 03:25 PM   #11
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Well I have all day.. my job is boring as hell
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Old 04-30-2003, 09:22 PM   #12
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Crack does not smoke itself
LOL! Shut up. I am perfectly sober.

Hey joe4speed, Warning, YOU BETTER don't ever give me $10,000 to fix up my car.

If a slow MustangWorks is strong liquor, than I am drunk as a skunk.

Hey, who wants to go with me into telletubby land?? We can use the portal. It'll be a raid. Whoever comes back with the most sex symbols from their heads wins!!!! Bonus points if the heads are attached.

You ever noticed that stuff? It's all subliminal. They are speaking an alien language to your CHILDREN using human symbols of fertility b/c they want to impregnate our minds with alien offspring.

Okay, you don't believe me, check out the first one.

1) It's got a big long thingy on its head = male genital.

2) It's got a circle/donut-shaped object on it's head = female genital

3) It's got an upside down triangle on it's head = gaydom (or so I've been told, but every piece of that alien teletubby is gay so I can go along with that)

4) It's got some squiggly mess on it's head = every and all sexes, man or beast. The combination and intermingling of all genitalia.


Here is a quote about who the teletubbies really are:

Quote:
The story of four friends - Dipsy, Tinky Winky, Laa-Laa, Po. They love to bump tummies and bottoms and make silly noises. They receive pictures on their tummies. [what!!!! ]

What do they like to do for fun? They hug a lot. They hug to say hello, when they meet, and whenever they feel like it.

http://www.abc-kid.com/teletubies/
Now if that aint' sick and disturbing , I dunno what is...



Is this too crazy for you?
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Old 04-30-2003, 09:34 PM   #13
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Old 04-30-2003, 10:29 PM   #14
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ROFL HA!!!!!! That's gotta be by far one of the funnniest pics I've seen in a long time.




SHeesh, how do you do it? I crown you the Image Queen . I could use you as an intricate piece of my plot to take over the world. You can intrigue the mindless with your awesome graphics while I suck them into the Portal of the Abyss. Fear not my child, your demise will be quick and painless (well, at least not too much pain.... unlike all the others... ) I do have my sensitive side....
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14 x 4” K&N X-stream air filter.


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Old 04-30-2003, 11:12 PM   #15
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Old 05-01-2003, 10:31 PM   #16
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Default Help me take over the world? Cool.

But hey. Dont' tell anyone. Our little secret, K?

Thanks for playing...
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Old 05-02-2003, 08:20 AM   #17
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This is by far the most screwed up thread I've encountered on this site. lol

Congrats Fox Body you've made everyone question your sanity. lmao...

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Old 05-02-2003, 10:41 AM   #18
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This is by far the most screwed up thread I've encountered on this site. lol

Congrats Fox Body you've made everyone question your sanity. lmao...

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Screwed up?

To the insane, sanity appears insane in an unjust world that justifies the unjust and the unjust justify insanity.

But thanks for the "compliment". The extent of your demise will be lessened as well.
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"Red, thou art my companion. Hasten now your quickened metamorphosis to Green that I may conquer all who dare abide there beside me. May they be left thither behind burnt black." ---Fox Body
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