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08-07-2002, 06:30 AM | #1 |
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Restroom Graffiti
Restroom Graffiti
The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open. --Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL Beauty is only a light switch away. --Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina. I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards. --Houghton Library, Harvard University, Cambridge, Massachusetts. Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?" --Rest stop off Route 81. West Virginia. God made pot. Man made beer. Whom do you trust? -- The Irish Times, Washington, D.C. Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. --The Bayou, Baton Rouge, Louisiana. At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry. --Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, Arizona. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. --Written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, Arizona. Make love, not war.--Hell, do both, get married! -- Women's restroom, The Filling Station. Bozeman, Montana. God is dead. -Nietzsche; Nietzsche is dead. -God --The Tombs Restaurant. Washington, D.C. If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. --Revolution Books. New York, New York. Take care, ~Chris
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08-07-2002, 07:08 AM | #2 |
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He who writes on shithouse walls rolls their **** in little balls.
He who reads these words of wit eats those tiny balls of ****. -Santa Fe Community College library bathroom.
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08-07-2002, 08:48 AM | #3 |
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You know, I've always had a desire to write a book on bathroom grafitti. I would tour the country checking out bathrooms and writing and categorizing the sayings.
Here's some I've seen with a humorous tone: "Here I sit all broken hearted. I came to **** but I only farted." --Texas A&M University dorm "Why are you looking up here? The joke is in your hand." --Allsup's restroom urinal, somewhere in central Texas --nathan
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08-07-2002, 08:54 AM | #4 |
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Call for a good time 270-247- ....... oh wait... thats not really graffitti is it...
Bradley
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08-08-2002, 01:24 AM | #5 |
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If your ---- is short and pressure is weak, step up close or you'll p--- on your feet.
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08-08-2002, 01:56 AM | #6 |
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I saw you take that shi-.. Now put it back!! I don't remember where I saw that one.
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Take care, ~Chris
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11-22-2003, 09:42 PM | #8 |
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Please do not throw your cigarettes into the urinals, it makes them soggy and hard to light.
Don't throw your butts in our urinal and we won't piss in your ashtray.
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