Car pulls harder after cleaning engine?!

[Mercury]

Man, and I spent all week cleaning my engine compartments. I even waxed the intake and coil packs.

Who would of known wax is flammable?

I came up with this great idea. Who needs a spoiler, when your getting ready for a high speed race, just grab your little key thingy and pop the trunk, or the hatch. Thats good for some awesome downforce.

I'm going to put hydraulics on my trunk, so the faster I go, the more it opens. Oh yeah buddy.