What would you do if we gave you the keys to a PONTIAC for a week?

[NoSlow5.0]

I'd chain a shopping cart to the trunk, cut the springs till the thing litteraly scrapes on the ground and makes sparks, then drive it to the local rice hang out and talk sh#t. Then make lots of babies in that back seat and set it on fire while doing a little jig to " beat of the rythm of the night" You all know that song!! Don't try to deny it!!!!

[fiveohpatrol]

I'd do exactly what I did in a 2000 grand prix rental of my dad's

took it about 60mph and threw it into park. i was hoping for a grind or a bang or something but i forgot about electronically controlled trannys', the damn thing shut off completely and rolled to a stop and i couldnt start it again for like a minute

then i decided to play rally racer using the e-brake

[1969Mach1]

Yeh don't shoot the messanger I was just telling you a story but I totally agree with you. It was more of an annoying kid then never got the hint that they didn't want to be friends with him and they tried doing it in a nice way tell this happen (I know it is TOO FAR) but the guy still wants to be friends. He is a jug head I guess. But my friends wouldn't do this to me they know better, my one friend was sitting on my van one day and I told him to get off he didn't and I took off with it tell he had to jump off and another stupid fker was on my roof and I stepped on it and slammed on the breaks. Luckily it's only the van, if it was the stang they know I'd shoot the sob's. But they love my car and we're really all into cars thats how I don't even understand them doing this to someone elses. Like our source of entertainment in the summer is watching cars drive by a popular road near our house. We just sit and talk about cars tell like 12-1 in the morning.

Take it Easy Guy,

[1BAD89]

I would..................................drive it.

[89mustang]

FIRST Id smoke the tires (if possible) until they were gone, id do the neutral drops, id probably try to race it against a civic or something, then id um... spray paint it pink and sell it to a school girl.

[StangFlyer]

Well, seeing as I have a Pontiac lover for a brother who has been building Pontiac / Chevy / and even Ford performance engines for 25 years I'd have to bring it to him. Then, I'd have him pull his 650 HP naturally aspirated 469 cubic inch roller motor out of his 1969 GTO and transplant it into the POS. Then, I'd give it back to Pontiac after blowing away every other GM product on the road (except death machine Mustangs like mine that it still couldn't touch) for the whole week and tell them to take this as a lesson as to how they should have designed it in the first place. Then, MAYBE, they'd have a chance against the mightly Blue Oval Mustang.

'Nuff Said. ahahahaha

[90'5.0 Conv]

I'd enter it into the local burnout contest and smoke the tires until the tires or car blew up!
My mother-in-law has a Pontiac Grand Am. What a piece of ***. I just replaced the water pump last week and the car only has 101,000 miles on it. Oh yeah, not to mention Overdrive is already gone also. Oh yeah and the thing leaks oil out of everything! Oh yeah... Will I think you get my point