You Know Youre A Riceboy If...

[Moxie]

You Know Youre A Riceboy If...

... you find yourself using the excuse 'yo, but you gots twice as many cylindas, du' after EVERY race
... you drive a 4 door 'type R'
... your gumby pants make it hard to shift
... more than 20 of your mods involve sheilding whats actually underneath
... you have stickers that even most asians dont get
... you have stickers for parts you dont have
... you refer to 50hp as the 'big shot'
... your car has so much camber it can drive on its side
... when you drive by, WWII veterans run for shelter
... your exhaust tip diameter is 4 times the inner muffler diameter
... you have 'power by' anything anywhere on a car made by the engine manufacturer
... birds make nests on your spoiler because its taller than the trees
... you sell crack for the image...not the money
... you have 'N/T' polished on the side of car and you dont know what bracket racing is...
... you will only race if the other guy removes four sparkplugs
... you can't race uphills
... you have "All Motor" emblazoned on your rear hatch right next to your 14.50 dial in
... you brag to have nitrous and have a 14.50 dial in
... your exhaust system for your 1.8L is bigger than most Pro-stock cars
... you spent more money on stickers and stripes than your parents paid for your car
... you go to a performance shop and immediately start rummaging through the decal bin
... your tach is bigger than your head
... you have a shiftlight and your car is an automatic
... you refuse to race because it's a "show car"
... your only mods are cut factory springs and a 5" chrome exhaust tip
... at Autocross events you don't participate because you have a drag race setup and at drag events you brag about kicking *** on the autocross.
... you have more lights on the front of your car than the USS Voyager
... you brag about a turbo kit that never seems to get installed.
... your exhaust sounds like a dying Moose
... your bright green $300 air filter is bigger than your engine.


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Moxie Racing

[Gautam]

Hi,
After seeing the Mothers' Import show on SpeedVision and saw all those guys with DVD and PS2 in their car, I had an idea.

...you put in a DVD/PSX so you'd have something to do in the 1/4 mile

Hmm...that's all I can think of. You pretty much got most of the typical stuff covered (fart can, stickers, paint job, colour, NOS, etc.)

Bye!


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Gautam N. Lad
http://www.cubicdesign.com
http://www.cubicdesign.com/mustang/

Along the lines of:

... when you drive by, WWII veterans run for shelter

how about:

...when you drive by, swarms of bees follow you home thinking it's mating season


LMAO at this list. You should take this show on the road...

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Greg
91 LX Convertible

[69fastback]

lmfao. I saw those mothers car shows too i couldn't belive the number of playstaions and tvs and dvds in there cars.

The stupiedest thing i have ever seen though was actually watching the racing. there where fwd cars that had wheelie bars in the back. I didn't know a fwd car was able to pull the front wheels

[90LSC]

69Fastback, I AM NOT defending ricers. I will spank their a$$ every time I can just because their cockyness needs to be popped. However....There are some fast ones at the drags and some do use wheelie bars. They will set the bars to keep the front tires planted as good as possible. It works.

You know you're a ricer when someone tells you to grow up and stop playing with slot cars.

[chuck88]

Thats great I am lmao, I just thought of one:
....you have the seat all the way reclined and use the steering wheel to pull your self up to see the road.

Chuck88

[StreetRacin89Stang]

You wanna see some real reasons to hate on ricers go to www.riceboypage.com it is incredibly funny and helps to fuel the fire against rice.

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89 5.0 GT White w/Blue Racing Stripes
K&N, 73mm Mass Air, Ported and Polished Stock Heads, E303 Cam, MAC equal Length Headers, Off Road H-Pipe, Borla Mufflers, Sway Bars, Strut Tower, Subframe Connectors, Eibach, Koni Adjustables, Pony 5 Stars, 1000 Watt JL Audio System

[NoSlow5.0]

I saw the mothers show also. Notice how all the mods they talk about are stuff like "intake"(cold air induction tubing) Plug wires...HAHAHA..like that makes some serious power, And my most favorite of all, every one talks about swapping motors with a GSR or some sh1t like that. It's all talk, i bet most of these idiots don'teven know where to get one let alone how ****ing hard it will be to swap it. They talk like it is a litle 2 hour job in daddy's garage. I love laughing at these guys. And notice how the hosts of the show try to find stuff to say that is possitive but you can tell by their faces they are trying so hard not to laugh their a$$es off and punch the ric boys in the teeth. Light Em Up!!!

LMAO BIG TIME!

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67 Fastback - Arctic White Pearl paint
351W ,Trick Flow Alum. Heads, C-4 Trans, 3.55 gears, Front Disc Brakes, 1-1/8" Fr. 3/4" rear sway bars.

My 351W Fastback

The mods that they brag about (like the cold air and wires) are the same one's that stangers don't even bother to mention cause they add like 0.02 horsepower.

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67 Fastback - Arctic White Pearl paint
351W ,Trick Flow Aluminum Heads, Edelbrock TorkerII, Comp. Cam, Performance Automatic C-4 Trans, 3.55 gears, Front Disc Brakes, 1-1/8" Fr. 3/4" rear sway bars.

My 351W Fastback

[teal93LX]

im ******* laughing my a$$ off..you guys gotta go to the page street89stang listed..it's a natural extension of this post..oh i do love laughing at that gay (not gay as in homosexual, but gay as in queer, stupid, retarded, etc) crap.....hilarious

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stock aod (only mod is the .38 with hollows on the passenger seat for the jackers) waiting for relatives to die for money for mods...

[This message has been edited by teal93LX (edited 01-04-2001).]

[Michelle Page]

You might be a ricer if...
You cruise by the local Mustang hangout and (fart) pipe everyone, but you won't stop to call anyone out. pluck, pluck

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1995 Mustang V6,automaatic
1966 Mustang
The long term project
1983 Mustang GT
The 460 project

[moosejaw]

You might be a ricer if.....

You cut someone off who drives a Volvo (cause they are boxy and safe-not fast!) then proceed to get spanked by the Volvo!

Mike