Joke of the Day

MustangKelly96 · 02-13-2002, 09:52 PM

Achmed came to the United States from Afghanistan, and he was only here
a few months when he became very ill. He went to doctor after doctor, but none
of them could help him. Finally, he went to an Arab doctor. The doctor said,
"Take dees bucket, go into de odder room, poop in de bucket, pee on de
poop, and den put your head down over de bucket and breathe in de fumes for ten
minutes."

Akmed took the bucket, went into the other room, pooped in the bucket, peed
on the poop, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes. Coming
back to the doctor he said, "It worked. I feel terrific! What was it?"

The doctor said, "You were homesick."

lx mike · 02-13-2002, 10:21 PM

nice one!

Mr 5 0 · 02-13-2002, 10:22 PM

Gross one.

Crazy Horse GT · 02-14-2002, 12:49 AM

mustangdani55 · 02-14-2002, 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr 5 0
Gross one.

Ditto

02-14-2002, 04:03 PM

Real Gross, but cool

02-13-2002, 09:52 PM	#1
MustangKelly96 Registered Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: The Great State of Indiana Posts: 353	Joke of the Day Achmed came to the United States from Afghanistan, and he was only here a few months when he became very ill. He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him. Finally, he went to an Arab doctor. The doctor said, "Take dees bucket, go into de odder room, poop in de bucket, pee on de poop, and den put your head down over de bucket and breathe in de fumes for ten minutes." Akmed took the bucket, went into the other room, pooped in the bucket, peed on the poop, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes. Coming back to the doctor he said, "It worked. I feel terrific! What was it?" The doctor said, "You were homesick."

02-13-2002, 10:21 PM	#2
lx mike Undescribable Join Date: Sep 1998 Location: Ft Myers Fla Posts: 1,539	nice one! __________________ Rice Haters Club Member #101

02-13-2002, 10:22 PM	#3
Mr 5 0 Conservative Individualist Join Date: May 1997 Location: Wherever I need to be Posts: 7,487	Thanks...I guess. Gross one.

02-14-2002, 12:49 AM	#4
Crazy Horse GT Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Sale Creek, TN. C. S. A. Posts: 4,652	__________________ 95 gt vert, lot's of stuff, it aint slow. 04 sonic blue v - six my beater 89 rs camaro iroc turbo hood, other stuff, my wifes ride 84 lx stang cammed up 289 hi po, etc 65 falcon, maybe by the year 2020. black 00gt, gone but never forgotten. R H C- member # 1 o.b.c. da prez- member # 1 if your under 40 dont ask. goodbye for now odie,r.i.p. 11-27-03

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
Got a Joke for ya	gt lee	Blue Oval Lounge	3	10-12-2002 02:02 PM
Joke of the Day (blonde joke)	lysacat	Blue Oval Lounge	14	08-22-2002 10:51 AM
Second Joke of the Day	jj_jonathon	Blue Oval Lounge	16	08-19-2002 05:41 AM
Joke time again	Coupe Devil	Blue Oval Lounge	11	02-15-2002 05:28 PM
got a joke...	6T9PONY	Blue Oval Lounge	25	12-14-2001 03:53 PM

02-14-2002, 04:03 PM	#6
gt lee Guest Posts: n/a	Real Gross, but cool