a poem for our 4-banger friends

tireburner163 · 02-10-2001, 08:51 PM

Twas the night before Christmas and caught and the light,

Was a domestic V-8 with no cops in sight,

I will try, I will try, I will try this small motor,

To beat this five-o, even with its big stroker,

As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,

The five-o erupts in a cloud of tire smoke,

Now Smasher, now Revver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,

These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,

Racing ahead I'm the star of the action,

But I know I'm in trouble when that V-8 gets traction,

Grabbing second I heat the RPM sing,

My mirror is blocked by my shopping cart wing,

I now hear the roar of that big monster gaining,

All I can do is keep that four-banger straining,

In a secound the shockwave hits with a blast,

And my stickers go flying, a thing of the past,

Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,

Just try to act cool like you can relate,

Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,

The driver backs off just to give me a holler,

You can't win them all, he says in fling,

You may not win any, in that silly thing,

I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,

With my new mods tomorrow...it will be a better night.

teal93LX · 02-11-2001, 02:07 AM

thats a good one man
you should be published
lol

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stock aod (only mod is the .38 with hollows on the passenger seat for the jackers) waiting for relatives to die for money for mods...

scott93gt · 02-11-2001, 07:42 AM

Very nice!
I'm sure this will make it onto a ricer board somewhere, too bad they won't get it.

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Scott93GT
1993 Mustang GT
Silver CC/Titanium Accent GT, Black Clothe interior.
5 speed, 3.08's, 3 chamber Flows, K&N, Hurst Competition Plus.

1991 F150 4x4 XLT Lariat
Six Stick Regular Cab LWB Tow Vehicle

Unit 5302 · 02-12-2001, 01:17 AM

My 'puter has been on the fritz, I posted to this earlier, but I'll post again.

ROTFLMAO!!!

That's hilarious!

02-10-2001, 08:51 PM	#1
tireburner163 It's a lot like a race car Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Meridian, MS Posts: 4,130	a poem for our 4-banger friends Twas the night before Christmas and caught and the light, Was a domestic V-8 with no cops in sight, I will try, I will try, I will try this small motor, To beat this five-o, even with its big stroker, As the light goes green and I pull like no joke, The five-o erupts in a cloud of tire smoke, Now Smasher, now Revver, now Stroker, now Blitzin, These are the names of my four VTEC pistons, Racing ahead I'm the star of the action, But I know I'm in trouble when that V-8 gets traction, Grabbing second I heat the RPM sing, My mirror is blocked by my shopping cart wing, I now hear the roar of that big monster gaining, All I can do is keep that four-banger straining, In a secound the shockwave hits with a blast, And my stickers go flying, a thing of the past, Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late, Just try to act cool like you can relate, Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller, The driver backs off just to give me a holler, You can't win them all, he says in fling, You may not win any, in that silly thing, I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight, With my new mods tomorrow...it will be a better night.

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02-11-2001, 02:07 AM	#2
teal93LX Registered Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: So Florida Posts: 129	thats a good one man you should be published lol ------------------ stock aod (only mod is the .38 with hollows on the passenger seat for the jackers) waiting for relatives to die for money for mods...

02-11-2001, 07:42 AM	#3
scott93gt Registered Member Join Date: Oct 1999 Location: Saltsburg, PA USA Posts: 468	Very nice! I'm sure this will make it onto a ricer board somewhere, too bad they won't get it. ------------------ Scott93GT 1993 Mustang GT Silver CC/Titanium Accent GT, Black Clothe interior. 5 speed, 3.08's, 3 chamber Flows, K&N, Hurst Competition Plus. 1991 F150 4x4 XLT Lariat Six Stick Regular Cab LWB Tow Vehicle

02-12-2001, 01:17 AM	#4
Unit 5302 Registered Member Join Date: May 1999 Posts: 5,246	My 'puter has been on the fritz, I posted to this earlier, but I'll post again. ROTFLMAO!!! That's hilarious!