Confession

PKRWUD · 11-21-2002, 09:50 PM

Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I have had sex with Nookie Green every week for the last month." The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's."

Soon after, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I have had sex with Nookie Green twice a week for the last two months." This time the priest questions, "Who is Nookie Green?"
"A new woman in the neighborhood," the sinner replies. "Very well," sighs the priest. "Go and say ten Hail Mary's."

At Mass the next morning, as the priest prepares to deliver his sermon, AÊgorgeous, tall woman enters the sanctuary. All the men's eyes fall upon her, as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down right in front of the priest. Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny emerald green shoes. The priest and altar boy gasp, as the woman in the matching green shoes and dress sits with her legs slightly spread apart. The priest turned to the altar boy and whispered, "Is that Nookie Green?"

And the bug-eyed altar boy replied, "No, I think it's just the reflection off her shoes."

Take care,
~Chris

musrcng · 11-21-2002, 09:56 PM

HaHa good one I like that

tireburner163 · 11-21-2002, 09:59 PM

LMAO!!!!

11-22-2002, 01:11 AM

lmao, thats a good one

306bullet · 11-22-2002, 07:51 AM

Thanks Chris, that was great! I needed that this morning.

lx mike · 11-23-2002, 06:44 PM

ROFL!!

ultraflo · 11-24-2002, 02:54 AM

...that was pretty good

11-24-2002, 09:41 AM

LMAO...your a bad boy Chris....hehehehehh

PKRWUD · 11-24-2002, 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gt lee
LMAO...your a bad boy Chris....hehehehehh

Who, ME?????

What have you been reading???

Take care,
~Chris

95mustanggt · 11-25-2002, 08:58 AM

Monday morning...no coffee...took me a few seconds...pretty good.

1969Mach1 · 11-25-2002, 11:49 AM

hahaha lmao... Good one Chris.

§am.

11-21-2002, 09:50 PM	#1
PKRWUD Junior Member Join Date: Mar 1999 Location: Ventura, California Posts: 8,981	Confession Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I have had sex with Nookie Green every week for the last month." The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's." Soon after, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I have had sex with Nookie Green twice a week for the last two months." This time the priest questions, "Who is Nookie Green?" "A new woman in the neighborhood," the sinner replies. "Very well," sighs the priest. "Go and say ten Hail Mary's." At Mass the next morning, as the priest prepares to deliver his sermon, AÊgorgeous, tall woman enters the sanctuary. All the men's eyes fall upon her, as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down right in front of the priest. Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny emerald green shoes. The priest and altar boy gasp, as the woman in the matching green shoes and dress sits with her legs slightly spread apart. The priest turned to the altar boy and whispered, "Is that Nookie Green?" And the bug-eyed altar boy replied, "No, I think it's just the reflection off her shoes." Take care, ~Chris __________________ Webmaster: Rice Haters Club Jim Porter Racing Peckerwoods Pit Stop Support Your Local RED & WHITE!

11-21-2002, 09:56 PM	#2
musrcng Registered Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 26	HaHa good one I like that __________________ 1970 Mustang Mach 1 351C pushing for 500 HP LOST it in the divorce

11-21-2002, 09:59 PM	#3
tireburner163 It's a lot like a race car Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Meridian, MS Posts: 4,130	LMAO!!!! __________________ 1987 Buick T-type 1998 HD Electra Elide

11-23-2002, 06:44 PM	#6
lx mike Undescribable Join Date: Sep 1998 Location: Ft Myers Fla Posts: 1,539	ROFL!! __________________ Rice Haters Club Member #101

11-24-2002, 02:54 AM	#7
ultraflo NX dealer-man Join Date: Sep 1998 Location: Peoria, Illinois Posts: 977	...that was pretty good __________________ RLS Racing! 93 LX 9.20 @ 147mph 03 Mach 1 12.39 @ 116mph

11-22-2002, 01:11 AM	#4
digital3.3 Guest Posts: n/a	lmao, thats a good one

11-22-2002, 07:51 AM	#5
306bullet Registered Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 51	Thanks Chris, that was great! I needed that this morning.

11-24-2002, 09:41 AM	#8
gt lee Guest Posts: n/a	LMAO...your a bad boy Chris....hehehehehh

11-25-2002, 08:58 AM	#10
95mustanggt Registered Member Join Date: May 2000 Location: Kamloops, BC Posts: 2,875	Monday morning...no coffee...took me a few seconds...pretty good. __________________ 1995 Mustang GT 20016 F150 Lariat Super Crew

11-25-2002, 11:49 AM	#11
1969Mach1 HEY I CAN SET A NAME NOW! Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,556	hahaha lmao... Good one Chris. §am. __________________ 1969 Mustang Mach 1Sold 351-4V Windsor, 4 Speed MACH 1 - Moving At The Speed Of Sound. 1979 Mustang Indianapolis 500 Pace Car For Sale - Email me for Info 302-2V, 3-Speed Auto One of 2,106 made One of 405 sent to Canada. Yes those are caution lights, and No you can't pass me when there on. Ricer Hater's Club - Member #4

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