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10-09-2002, 04:57 PM | #1 |
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Financial terms explained.
MODERN FINANCIAL TERMS, EXPLAINED: (Part 1 of 3)
EBIT—earnings before irregularities and tampering. CEO—chief embezzlement officer. CFO—corporate fraud officer. NAV—normal Anderson valuation. P/E—parole entitlement. EPS—eventual prison sentence. BULL MARKET—A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. BEAR MARKET—A 6 to 18-month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex. MODERN FINANCIAL TERMS, EXPLAINED: (Part 2 of 3) MOMENTUM INVESTING—The fine art of buying high and selling low. VALUE INVESTING—The art of buying low and selling lower. P/E RATIO—The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing. BROKER—What my broker has made me. “BUY, BUY” - - A flight attendant making market recommendations as you step off the plane. STANDARD & POOR—Your life in a nutshell. STOCK ANALYST—Idiot who just downgraded your stock. MODERN FINANCIAL TERMS, EXPLAINED: (Part 3 of 3) STOCK SPLIT—When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally...between themselves. FINANCIAL PLANNER—A guy who actually remembers his wallet when he runs to the 7-11 for toilet paper and cigarettes. MARKET CORRECTION—The day after you buy stocks. CASH FLOW—The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet. YAHOO! -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share. WINDOWS 2000 -- What you jump out of when you’re the sucker that bought Yahoo @$240 per share. INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR—Past year investor who’s now locked up in a nuthouse. PROFIT—Religious guy who talks to God.
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oh, lol....
so youre considering yourself to be the guy who remembers his wallet when he goes to the 7-11? because i see nothing closer
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