Cute Signs

PKRWUD · 12-03-2002, 09:26 AM

From Bizzare News:

Real Signs

Over a gynecologist's office: Dr. Jones, at your cervix.

On a plumber's truck: We repair what your husband fixed.

On the trucks of a local plumbing company in Pennsylvania: Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.

Pizza shop slogan: 7 days without pizza makes one weak.

Outside a muffler shop: No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.

In a veterinarian's waiting room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!

Door of a plastic surgeon's office: We can help you pick your nose!

On an electrician's truck: Let us remove your shorts.

In a non-smoking area: If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take Appropriate action.

On a maternity room door: Push...Push...Push

At an optometrist's office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.

In the front yard of a funeral home: Drive carefully. We'll wait.

Take care,
~Chris

Ackbar00 · 12-03-2002, 09:50 AM

You always find the the funiest things.

WADS56 · 12-03-2002, 11:15 AM

That was good. Where do you find this stuff?

joe4speed · 12-03-2002, 04:40 PM

LOL too funny!

12-03-2002, 04:42 PM

lol, right on those were good.

Quote:

In the front yard of a funeral home: Drive carefully. We'll wait.

i like that one

ultraflo · 12-03-2002, 05:33 PM

That was great! Thanks Chris...

Anyone have the pic where there's a sign that says "Welcome to Arkansas - Home of Bill Clinton" and then a small sign below says something to the effect that he is a known sex offender... lol!

MustangKelly96 · 12-03-2002, 05:46 PM

As always Chris,
Thanks for the much needed laugh.

Kelly

joe4speed · 12-03-2002, 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ultraflo
That was great! Thanks Chris...

Anyone have the pic where there's a sign that says "Welcome to Arkansas - Home of Bill Clinton" and then a small sign below says something to the effect that he is a known sex offender... lol!

As you wish:

ultraflo · 12-03-2002, 06:09 PM

ROTFLMAO!!

Thanks a bunch for that Joe!! I'm gonna have to save that one to my hard drive, lol.

PKRWUD · 12-03-2002, 10:52 PM

Ultraflo-
If you like that, check out the Funny Pics page at My Website. Similar humor. Trust me.

Take care,
~Chris

ultraflo · 12-04-2002, 12:06 PM

LOL! ...very nice

Lots of good ones there, I had to wander around the rest of your site as well. I likes it alot.

PKRWUD · 12-04-2002, 12:36 PM

Cool! My favs are the his and hers bikes!

ultraflo · 12-04-2002, 12:53 PM

I thought the 'dual air bags' were kinda nice, myself.

...and the 'got marshmallows?' pic was crucial.

PKRWUD · 12-04-2002, 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ultraflo
I thought the 'dual air bags' were kinda nice, myself.

Yeah, okay. You got me there.

bigdave · 12-04-2002, 02:28 PM

I was rolling after I read the "Sonofabitch" one!

OnMy3rdStang · 12-05-2002, 10:41 PM

LOL it finally happened!!!

12-03-2002, 09:26 AM	#1
PKRWUD Junior Member Join Date: Mar 1999 Location: Ventura, California Posts: 8,981	Cute Signs From Bizzare News: Real Signs Over a gynecologist's office: Dr. Jones, at your cervix. On a plumber's truck: We repair what your husband fixed. On the trucks of a local plumbing company in Pennsylvania: Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber. Pizza shop slogan: 7 days without pizza makes one weak. Outside a muffler shop: No appointment necessary. We hear you coming. In a veterinarian's waiting room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay! Door of a plastic surgeon's office: We can help you pick your nose! On an electrician's truck: Let us remove your shorts. In a non-smoking area: If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take Appropriate action. On a maternity room door: Push...Push...Push At an optometrist's office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place. In the front yard of a funeral home: Drive carefully. We'll wait. Take care, ~Chris __________________ Webmaster: Rice Haters Club Jim Porter Racing Peckerwoods Pit Stop Support Your Local RED & WHITE!

12-03-2002, 09:50 AM	#2
Ackbar00 Rebel Fleet Commander Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Huber Heights, OH Posts: 1,003	You always find the the funiest things. __________________ 1993 Mustang GT, PTK w/ T-64 - My Cardomain Webpage 11.25@123.5 on only 8 psi. 10.84@121 on only 1 headgasket "The Truth is, Your the Weak, and I am the Tyranny of Evil Men!"

12-03-2002, 11:15 AM	#3
WADS56 gear banger Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: CHICAGO Posts: 1,144	That was good. Where do you find this stuff? __________________ 79 Hatch: NA 347, Stage 2 Canfield Heads, Victor JR. Intake, Blueprinted Holley 750 HP, Solid Roller Cam, Shooting for 10's on motor 93 LX: Tremec, dual friction clutch, fms flywheel, Hedman shorties, O/R H-pipe Ricer hater's club member #49

12-03-2002, 04:40 PM	#4
joe4speed He said Member...heh, heh Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: Jupiter, Florida U.S.A. Posts: 3,718	LOL too funny! __________________ *Joe!* 1988 GT, 13.58@101mph Check out my listing! Click here! Or my website:www.joe4speed.com

12-03-2002, 06:09 PM	#9
ultraflo NX dealer-man Join Date: Sep 1998 Location: Peoria, Illinois Posts: 977	ROTFLMAO!! Thanks a bunch for that Joe!! I'm gonna have to save that one to my hard drive, lol. __________________ RLS Racing! 93 LX 9.20 @ 147mph 03 Mach 1 12.39 @ 116mph

12-03-2002, 05:33 PM	#6
ultraflo NX dealer-man Join Date: Sep 1998 Location: Peoria, Illinois Posts: 977	That was great! Thanks Chris... Anyone have the pic where there's a sign that says "Welcome to Arkansas - Home of Bill Clinton" and then a small sign below says something to the effect that he is a known sex offender... lol!

12-03-2002, 05:46 PM	#7
MustangKelly96 Registered Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: The Great State of Indiana Posts: 353	As always Chris, Thanks for the much needed laugh. Kelly

12-03-2002, 10:52 PM	#10
PKRWUD Junior Member Join Date: Mar 1999 Location: Ventura, California Posts: 8,981	Ultraflo- If you like that, check out the Funny Pics page at My Website. Similar humor. Trust me. Take care, ~Chris __________________ Webmaster: Rice Haters Club Jim Porter Racing Peckerwoods Pit Stop Support Your Local RED & WHITE!

12-04-2002, 12:06 PM	#11
ultraflo NX dealer-man Join Date: Sep 1998 Location: Peoria, Illinois Posts: 977	LOL! ...very nice Lots of good ones there, I had to wander around the rest of your site as well. I likes it alot.

12-04-2002, 12:36 PM	#12
PKRWUD Junior Member Join Date: Mar 1999 Location: Ventura, California Posts: 8,981	Cool! My favs are the his and hers bikes! __________________ Webmaster: Rice Haters Club Jim Porter Racing Peckerwoods Pit Stop Support Your Local RED & WHITE!

12-04-2002, 12:53 PM	#13
ultraflo NX dealer-man Join Date: Sep 1998 Location: Peoria, Illinois Posts: 977	I thought the 'dual air bags' were kinda nice, myself. ...and the 'got marshmallows?' pic was crucial.

12-04-2002, 02:28 PM	#15
bigdave Registered Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Hillsborough, NC Posts: 50	I was rolling after I read the "Sonofabitch" one! __________________ 1977 Cobra II, 306ci, Speed Demon 650, Performer RPM Air Gap, ported high swirl heads, 488/.460 Blue Racer Cam, 10:1 Keith Black pistons, Z-Code T-5, 3.40 Trac Lock, SSM Lift Bars RHC Member #83

12-05-2002, 10:41 PM	#16
OnMy3rdStang Registered Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: St. Louis, MO Posts: 644	LOL it finally happened!!! __________________ Danica Patrick is my homegirl

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