Funny~ Ya'll know it's time to go home! - Page 2

mustangman65_79 · 11-30-2002, 11:59 PM

Well, if u want to get down to it, GOD would be niether a man, nor woman. The saying goes that we were molded in (his) image. We say him, his, he, because u can't label GOd as an it. But if we were really molded in (his) image, then (he) would have to be either a unisex, or sipmly, a being. This is what I think, GOD, being a being (<--doesn't sound right?) apears to the person in how they think he will look. For Chris, it would a be a Chick(Women). For Marty, it would be a man, for me, basicly a talking cloud.

PKRWUD · 12-01-2002, 12:39 AM

LOL! Yeah, but it was Men that wrote the book.

Take care,
~Chris

MissBlondie · 12-01-2002, 10:22 AM

Hey Ultraflo I'm originally from Heyworth ( thats a small town 10 mins. south of Bloom/Normal)

My mom is originally from Georgia, and has a very strong southern accent, so I picked it up when I was younger, and have lost most of it, but I grew up on a farm and am a country girl at heart ya'll

What's wrong with that

And my gixxer is a 600 blue/white.

~Jill

12-01-2002, 10:31 AM

Hey Jill,

That was the story of my life. ROFL... Common occurrance. j/k. Figured out as long as it's not tequila I'm drinking the fist fights are kept to a minimum.

Thanks again...And for all the she-god talk...Geez..Thread rewind......Drinking story...OK....

Funny, Jill!

Jenn
aka Jane of all Trades

MissBlondie · 12-01-2002, 11:03 AM

Girl you know that's true.... haha I have a habit of making everyone feel loved when I'm intoxicated... and singing and dancing minus the clothing thiing... haha... needless to say I don't handle my alcohol very well.. lol

2FastLX · 12-01-2002, 11:48 AM

Hey Jill,
Ever been to a small town called Farmer City which is east of Bloomington about 30 miles on I-74? I used to live there. And if the town you came from is anything like Farmer City I can understand why you say Y'all

12-01-2002, 11:56 AM

Oh Yeah! Totally relate. Funny how when you're in your early twenties, you THINK you can hndle your alcohol.

Now in my early thirties I KNOW EXACTLY how I handle my alcohol. Never fun when you wake up the next morning..."I'm ? and I did ?"..Momentary adrenaline rush with the fight or flight reaction in full gear...LOL...Too funny...

I opt to WATCH the freaks and geeks now! Too damn entertaining. Especially the slurry drunk babes' boyfriends. That's always nice to see a poor guy hiding in shame cause his woman is lap dancing the birthday guy at table #42. Oh yeah! Proud to be a woman...ROFLMAO.

Jenn

MissBlondie · 12-01-2002, 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 2FastLX
Hey Jill,
Ever been to a small town called Farmer City which is east of Bloomington about 30 miles on I-74? I used to live there. And if the town you came from is anything like Farmer City I can understand why you say Y'all

Yeah I know of that city... If you lived there you had to of heard of Heyworth... It's by LeRoy, Downs.... I have family over in Gibson City...

See now those are some small country towns.. heehee..

Jenn~ I'd be the girl thinking shes a superstar lapdancin... cept I have no bf... hahahaha.. and I wonder why

12-01-2002, 12:07 PM

(psst...arn't we all, but should we let the guys in on this much? You and I together could put most of these gents in the hospital, honey!)

ROFL..

(puts finger to mouth) Shhhhhh...

Jennifer
aka The Lap Dancin' Queen of Sacrameno, CA...LOL

MissBlondie · 12-01-2002, 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Janeofalltrades
(psst...arn't we all, but should we let the guys in on this much? You and I together could put most of these gents in the hospital, honey!)

ROFL..

(puts finger to mouth) Shhhhhh...

Jennifer
aka The Lap Dancin' Queen of Sacrameno, CA...LOL

What??? haha I'm just a innocent lil country girl, don't know what you're talkin bout

12-01-2002, 12:41 PM

There ya go! Ok, good recovery. Don't think "they" noticed.

MissBlondie · 12-01-2002, 02:23 PM

I'm smooooth

ultraflo · 12-01-2002, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Janeofalltrades
Don't think "they" noticed.

Didn't miss a single word, lol!

You ladies are BAD!

bad, bad, bad.... *sigh*

mustangman65_79 · 12-01-2002, 07:03 PM

hey Jane, Where in Sac can I see your famous lap dancing-lol

12-01-2002, 10:35 PM

KASPAR T. HOWE
U.S. AIR FORCE
20/M/Cali..................Sir, to be honest it's kind of a "Saleen" thing...

"Power in the hands of few".....

You can't miss me..Look for the White 98' Stang with the "Jane of all Trades" plate frame...

See you around....

Jenn

HotRoddin · 12-01-2002, 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Janeofalltrades
[BYou and I together could put most of these gents in the hospital, honey!)

Jennifer
aka The Lap Dancin' Queen of Sacrameno, CA...LOL [/B]

I just have one thing to say guys .... ROADDDDDD TRIPPPPPPPP !!
*HotRoddin loads trunk with bandages for trip to hospital*

srv1 · 12-01-2002, 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Janeofalltrades
KASPAR T. HOWE
U.S. AIR FORCE
20/M/Cali..................Sir, to be honest it's kind of a "Saleen" thing...

"Power in the hands of few".....

Jenn

OHHH!!! SLAM!

12-01-2002, 11:06 PM

Look for THIS white Stang....

joe4speed · 12-02-2002, 05:40 AM

Being a bartender I see this stuff every night. 9 out of 10 women forget about their b/f's and marriages after they get good and buzzed. (and vice versa for men.) Sometimes I wish I never was a bartender so I didn't know that fact.

MissBlondie · 12-02-2002, 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by HotRoddin
I just have one thing to say guys .... ROADDDDDD TRIPPPPPPPP !!
*HotRoddin loads trunk with bandages for trip to hospital*

Umm one problem... I'm in Chicago and she's in Cali

11-30-2002, 11:59 PM	#21
mustangman65_79 My poor 79 RIP Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Suisun City, Posts: 2,320	Well, if u want to get down to it, GOD would be niether a man, nor woman. The saying goes that we were molded in (his) image. We say him, his, he, because u can't label GOd as an it. But if we were really molded in (his) image, then (he) would have to be either a unisex, or sipmly, a being. This is what I think, GOD, being a being (<--doesn't sound right?) apears to the person in how they think he will look. For Chris, it would a be a Chick(Women). For Marty, it would be a man, for me, basicly a talking cloud. __________________ '84 mustang GT turbo '85 LTD '89 Camaro Irocz z28 '94 Lightning '96 Trans am Last edited by mustangman65_79; 12-01-2002 at 12:15 AM..

12-01-2002, 12:39 AM	#22
PKRWUD Junior Member Join Date: Mar 1999 Location: Ventura, California Posts: 8,981	LOL! Yeah, but it was Men that wrote the book. Take care, ~Chris __________________ Webmaster: Rice Haters Club Jim Porter Racing Peckerwoods Pit Stop Support Your Local RED & WHITE!

12-01-2002, 10:22 AM	#23
MissBlondie Registered Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Chicago Posts: 335	Hey Ultraflo I'm originally from Heyworth ( thats a small town 10 mins. south of Bloom/Normal) My mom is originally from Georgia, and has a very strong southern accent, so I picked it up when I was younger, and have lost most of it, but I grew up on a farm and am a country girl at heart ya'll What's wrong with that And my gixxer is a 600 blue/white. ~Jill __________________ 2003 TrueBlue GT with a few fun things...

12-01-2002, 10:31 AM	#24
Janeofalltrades Guest Posts: n/a	LOL Hey Jill, That was the story of my life. ROFL... Common occurrance. j/k. Figured out as long as it's not tequila I'm drinking the fist fights are kept to a minimum. Thanks again...And for all the she-god talk...Geez..Thread rewind......Drinking story...OK.... Funny, Jill! Jenn aka Jane of all Trades

12-01-2002, 11:03 AM	#25
MissBlondie Registered Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Chicago Posts: 335	Girl you know that's true.... haha I have a habit of making everyone feel loved when I'm intoxicated... and singing and dancing minus the clothing thiing... haha... needless to say I don't handle my alcohol very well.. lol __________________ 2003 TrueBlue GT with a few fun things...

12-01-2002, 11:48 AM	#26
2FastLX The Photoshop Guru Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Mecca, Indiana Posts: 1,419	Hey Jill, Ever been to a small town called Farmer City which is east of Bloomington about 30 miles on I-74? I used to live there. And if the town you came from is anything like Farmer City I can understand why you say Y'all __________________ Project: 1988 Coupe - EFI 5.8L Twin Turbo with Victor intake, Canfield heads, F303 cam, March aluminum underdrive pulleys, TKO (or T56 if funds permit), PBR twin piston calipers and 13" rotors up front, 94 Cobra rear calipers and 12" rotors on the rear, 3.73's, Griggs K-member, tubular front control arms, torque arm and panhard bar, polished 99 Cobra wheels. "The GR-40 kit installation is now complete, and the humble Fox-chassis car will now out-corner and out-stop a ZR-1 or a Viper, and support massive horsepower additions with perfect balance." Griggs Racing ICQ# 42269241

12-01-2002, 11:56 AM	#27
Janeofalltrades Guest Posts: n/a	ROFL Oh Yeah! Totally relate. Funny how when you're in your early twenties, you THINK you can hndle your alcohol. Now in my early thirties I KNOW EXACTLY how I handle my alcohol. Never fun when you wake up the next morning..."I'm ? and I did ?"..Momentary adrenaline rush with the fight or flight reaction in full gear...LOL...Too funny... I opt to WATCH the freaks and geeks now! Too damn entertaining. Especially the slurry drunk babes' boyfriends. That's always nice to see a poor guy hiding in shame cause his woman is lap dancing the birthday guy at table #42. Oh yeah! Proud to be a woman...ROFLMAO. Jenn

12-01-2002, 12:07 PM	#29
Janeofalltrades Guest Posts: n/a	LOL (psst...arn't we all, but should we let the guys in on this much? You and I together could put most of these gents in the hospital, honey!) ROFL.. (puts finger to mouth) Shhhhhh... Jennifer aka The Lap Dancin' Queen of Sacrameno, CA...LOL

12-01-2002, 12:41 PM	#31
Janeofalltrades Guest Posts: n/a	There we Go! There ya go! Ok, good recovery. Don't think "they" noticed.

12-01-2002, 02:23 PM	#32
MissBlondie Registered Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Chicago Posts: 335	I'm smooooth __________________ 2003 TrueBlue GT with a few fun things...

12-01-2002, 07:03 PM	#34
mustangman65_79 My poor 79 RIP Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Suisun City, Posts: 2,320	hey Jane, Where in Sac can I see your famous lap dancing-lol __________________ '84 mustang GT turbo '85 LTD '89 Camaro Irocz z28 '94 Lightning '96 Trans am

12-01-2002, 10:35 PM	#35
Janeofalltrades Guest Posts: n/a	Private session! KASPAR T. HOWE U.S. AIR FORCE 20/M/Cali..................Sir, to be honest it's kind of a "Saleen" thing... "Power in the hands of few"..... You can't miss me..Look for the White 98' Stang with the "Jane of all Trades" plate frame... See you around.... Jenn

12-02-2002, 05:40 AM	#39
joe4speed He said Member...heh, heh Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: Jupiter, Florida U.S.A. Posts: 3,718	Being a bartender I see this stuff every night. 9 out of 10 women forget about their b/f's and marriages after they get good and buzzed. (and vice versa for men.) Sometimes I wish I never was a bartender so I didn't know that fact. __________________ *Joe!* 1988 GT, 13.58@101mph Check out my listing! Click here! Or my website:www.joe4speed.com

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