lmao, flowmaster is ruining society

12-03-2002, 02:49 AM

http://www.noisefree.org/pressflowmaster.html

i read this and i couldn't stop laughing its such a load of bs.

MidNiteBlu 5.0 · 12-03-2002, 03:18 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that is the dumbest thing ive ever heard

Quote:

"these illegal hot rod exhausts increase noise levels, which produces chaos and confusion. In this atmosphere, accidents increase, property values decline, and criminality flourishes. Flowmaster's noise machines harm the quality of American life."

Are people this stupid? I will be sure to rev my car extra loud tommorow and let everyone hear my 2 chambers!

joe4speed · 12-03-2002, 03:26 AM

God, I hate people!

Ackbar00 · 12-03-2002, 07:48 AM

Dude. Shitt like that really pisses me off. These people probley hear dumb *** ricers who just got done watching Hi-Rev Tuners on TV! I bet they dont get laid much. Thanks for that site. I will be e-mailing the living piss out of them. I think I will make a WAV of my cars exhaust, then tell them that its a Dynomax System and not a Flowmaster and see what they say.

tireburner163 · 12-03-2002, 10:10 AM

some people are alive mearly because it is illegal to kill them

Even installing Flowmasters is illegal? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

Eric4Nitrous · 12-03-2002, 10:13 AM

I wonder how they'd feel about open headers?

bigdave · 12-03-2002, 10:38 AM

Yeah, they cause confusion and chaos. One time a mustang went by with a loud exhaust, it confused me and I started driving the wrong way!

Tod · 12-03-2002, 10:46 AM

my favorite paragraph;

An elementary school teacher in Richmond, Virginia, said, "I resent the fact that adolescent boys of all ages regularly drive their rumble mobiles next to my school. While I'm trying to have 'quiet time,' they're having 'hot rod time.' Hot rod drivers are damaging the ability of my students to learn--as well as harming their hearing and raising their blood pressure."

i almost threw myself out the window after reading this. i couldn't believe i was harming the ability to learn from driving past school houses, oh those poor children. wierd, i always thought that the kids being spoiled brats who don't have any respect for authority kept them from learning. hhmmm

anyone wanna take a road trip to Virginia?

WADS56 · 12-03-2002, 11:19 AM

That is a bunch of crap

Do these people have nothing better to do? They must be democrats

bigred90gt · 12-03-2002, 12:19 PM

Noise Free America
New Orleans, Louisiana 70175
504-862-8316

I think we should call this place and find out an actual adress to "pay our respects to such wonderful people" and all get together and sit out on front of their quiet and tranquil office and rev our cars for about 20 mins. Whatcha guys think? Road trip?!!!!

Caymon

Ackbar00 · 12-03-2002, 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WADS56
That is a bunch of crap Do these people have nothing better to do? They must be democrats

The Deuce · 12-03-2002, 02:01 PM

Anybody feel like drawing up a "Loud pipes save lives" Flowmaster sticker?

I've noticed that the only cars that give me a headache are the imports. I go to the track and can listen to big block cars run all day, and my ears are just ringing. Couple of runs by 4ycl honda's and I need some excedrin. Who's polluting?

HiFlow5 0 · 12-03-2002, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bigred90gt
Noise Free America
New Orleans, Louisiana 70175
504-862-8316

I think we should call this place and find out an actual adress to "pay our respects to such wonderful people" and all get together and sit out on front of their quiet and tranquil office and rev our cars for about 20 mins. Whatcha guys think? Road trip?!!!!

Caymon

ROAD TRIP!!!!!!

Eric4Nitrous · 12-03-2002, 02:08 PM

I'm already in Virginia so i don't need to make a road trip.lol

Tod · 12-03-2002, 02:55 PM

give 'em heck Eric!!!!!

Eric4Nitrous · 12-03-2002, 02:58 PM

it would hurt their ears too much Tod.lol

mikew88gt · 12-03-2002, 03:18 PM

These little prissies are attacking our patriotism? I'll bet they're the same cry-babies that try to out law fireworks on the 4th of July. Screw 'em. If they had a snail mail address I'd blow it up with an M80. BOOM!!!

ultraflo · 12-03-2002, 03:36 PM

*shaking head in disbelief* Is this a joke???

What about airplanes???

What a crock. And yes, Wade, I would be willing to bet that this group of individuals are, in fact, Democrats

Quote:

In this atmosphere, accidents increase, property values decline, and criminality flourishes. Flowmaster's noise machines harm the quality of American life.

We need to load these people up on an airplane and drop them off over in the Middle East... let them bug Saddam and see what happens (off with their heads!!!)

We about to go to war and these "distinguished" individuals are worried about a loud car. Priorities....

That's right, run Flowmaster out of the country, shut 'em down, and leave a few thousand more AMERICAN's unemployed. That's the ticket...

No mention of the P.O.S. beaters that I see people driving around every day that need exhaust work...

"A limp-wristed liberal with a cause is more dangerous than a Hell's Angel with an attitude." ...so true, it seems.

12-03-2002, 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Deuce
Anybody feel like drawing up a "Loud pipes save lives" Flowmaster sticker?

lol, i like the slogan dude. that article was brought to you by the same people that wrote this one too and it is just as stupid and full of bs from blowing things out of proportion.
http://www.noisefree.org/soundoffleaf.html

ultraflo · 12-03-2002, 04:31 PM

...haven't even made it all the way through the article and I'm already falling out of my chair!!!!!!!!!!

Quote:

I want to emphasize just how stressful the proliferation of leaf blowers has been to my life.

Educated Idiots!

12-03-2002, 02:49 AM	#1
digital3.3 Guest Posts: n/a	lmao, flowmaster is ruining society http://www.noisefree.org/pressflowmaster.html i read this and i couldn't stop laughing its such a load of bs.

12-03-2002, 03:26 AM	#3
joe4speed He said Member...heh, heh Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: Jupiter, Florida U.S.A. Posts: 3,718	God, I hate people! __________________ *Joe!* 1988 GT, 13.58@101mph Check out my listing! Click here! Or my website:www.joe4speed.com

12-03-2002, 07:48 AM	#4
Ackbar00 Rebel Fleet Commander Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Huber Heights, OH Posts: 1,003	Dude. Shitt like that really pisses me off. These people probley hear dumb *** ricers who just got done watching Hi-Rev Tuners on TV! I bet they dont get laid much. Thanks for that site. I will be e-mailing the living piss out of them. I think I will make a WAV of my cars exhaust, then tell them that its a Dynomax System and not a Flowmaster and see what they say. __________________ 1993 Mustang GT, PTK w/ T-64 - My Cardomain Webpage 11.25@123.5 on only 8 psi. 10.84@121 on only 1 headgasket "The Truth is, Your the Weak, and I am the Tyranny of Evil Men!"

12-03-2002, 10:10 AM	#5
tireburner163 It's a lot like a race car Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Meridian, MS Posts: 4,130	some people are alive mearly because it is illegal to kill them Even installing Flowmasters is illegal? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight __________________ 1987 Buick T-type 1998 HD Electra Elide

12-03-2002, 10:13 AM	#6
Eric4Nitrous Registered Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Va Posts: 1,122	I wonder how they'd feel about open headers? __________________ 68 Camaro Gene Fulton 632ci Two stages of Jug 8.41 164mph Rockingham 1-26-03

12-03-2002, 10:38 AM	#7
bigdave Registered Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Hillsborough, NC Posts: 50	Yeah, they cause confusion and chaos. One time a mustang went by with a loud exhaust, it confused me and I started driving the wrong way! __________________ 1977 Cobra II, 306ci, Speed Demon 650, Performer RPM Air Gap, ported high swirl heads, 488/.460 Blue Racer Cam, 10:1 Keith Black pistons, Z-Code T-5, 3.40 Trac Lock, SSM Lift Bars RHC Member #83

12-03-2002, 10:46 AM	#8
Tod Registered Member Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: just outside of Slowville Posts: 299	my favorite paragraph; An elementary school teacher in Richmond, Virginia, said, "I resent the fact that adolescent boys of all ages regularly drive their rumble mobiles next to my school. While I'm trying to have 'quiet time,' they're having 'hot rod time.' Hot rod drivers are damaging the ability of my students to learn--as well as harming their hearing and raising their blood pressure." i almost threw myself out the window after reading this. i couldn't believe i was harming the ability to learn from driving past school houses, oh those poor children. wierd, i always thought that the kids being spoiled brats who don't have any respect for authority kept them from learning. hhmmm anyone wanna take a road trip to Virginia? __________________ If you drop your keys into molten lava just let 'em go 'cause, man, they're gone.

12-03-2002, 11:19 AM	#9
WADS56 gear banger Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: CHICAGO Posts: 1,144	That is a bunch of crap Do these people have nothing better to do? They must be democrats __________________ 79 Hatch: NA 347, Stage 2 Canfield Heads, Victor JR. Intake, Blueprinted Holley 750 HP, Solid Roller Cam, Shooting for 10's on motor 93 LX: Tremec, dual friction clutch, fms flywheel, Hedman shorties, O/R H-pipe Ricer hater's club member #49

12-03-2002, 12:19 PM	#10
bigred90gt 2 Stangs in the Stable Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Baytown, TX Posts: 1,209	Noise Free America New Orleans, Louisiana 70175 504-862-8316 I think we should call this place and find out an actual adress to "pay our respects to such wonderful people" and all get together and sit out on front of their quiet and tranquil office and rev our cars for about 20 mins. Whatcha guys think? Road trip?!!!! Caymon __________________ '90 GT Under construction Best E.T. = Fast @ High Speeds - OK So I Lie. So What!!! 04 F-150 STX 4.2L 5 spd Rice Haters Club Member #128

12-03-2002, 02:01 PM	#12
The Deuce Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 2,325	Anybody feel like drawing up a "Loud pipes save lives" Flowmaster sticker? I've noticed that the only cars that give me a headache are the imports. I go to the track and can listen to big block cars run all day, and my ears are just ringing. Couple of runs by 4ycl honda's and I need some excedrin. Who's polluting? __________________ 1997 Mustang GT "The Freak" - 13.80 @ 101.70, 2.07 60' 1995 Honda VFR750 - not much @ really fast (actual data pending.) 1964.5 Mustang 289 Rice Haters Club Member #13

12-03-2002, 02:08 PM	#14
Eric4Nitrous Registered Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Va Posts: 1,122	I'm already in Virginia so i don't need to make a road trip.lol __________________ 68 Camaro Gene Fulton 632ci Two stages of Jug 8.41 164mph Rockingham 1-26-03

12-03-2002, 02:55 PM	#15
Tod Registered Member Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: just outside of Slowville Posts: 299	give 'em heck Eric!!!!! __________________ If you drop your keys into molten lava just let 'em go 'cause, man, they're gone.

12-03-2002, 02:58 PM	#16
Eric4Nitrous Registered Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Va Posts: 1,122	it would hurt their ears too much Tod.lol __________________ 68 Camaro Gene Fulton 632ci Two stages of Jug 8.41 164mph Rockingham 1-26-03

12-03-2002, 03:18 PM	#17
mikew88gt Registered Member Join Date: Jul 1999 Location: New York State Posts: 242	These little prissies are attacking our patriotism? I'll bet they're the same cry-babies that try to out law fireworks on the 4th of July. Screw 'em. If they had a snail mail address I'd blow it up with an M80. BOOM!!!

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