I Hate It When This happens!

PKRWUD · 01-16-2003, 07:25 PM

A prisoner escapes from his prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it. He finds a young couple in bed. He gets the guy out of bed, ties him to a chair, ties up the woman to the bed and while he gets on top of her, he kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.

While he is there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is a prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in prison, and has not seen a woman in years. I saw the way he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, give him satisifaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he will kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you", to which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he found you very sexy, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you too!"

Take care,
~Chris

bigred90gt · 01-16-2003, 07:37 PM

Yeah, thats never happened to me either!!

Rice Hunter · 01-16-2003, 07:42 PM

HAHAHA!.................. wait......ew!

01-16-2003, 08:01 PM

LOL, thats funny dude.

ultraflo · 01-16-2003, 08:46 PM

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Originally posted by Rice Hunter
HAHAHA!.................. wait......ew!

my thoughts exactly

jj_jonathon · 01-16-2003, 09:26 PM

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Originally posted by ultraflo
my thoughts exactly

same...lol..

i didnt see that coming honestly...lol...good one...but yea, ew...lol

69fastback · 01-16-2003, 09:57 PM

sucks to be that dude.

Crazy Horse GT · 01-16-2003, 10:46 PM

good joke lmao, but -yikes

93calcobra · 01-16-2003, 11:24 PM

srv1 · 01-16-2003, 11:25 PM

The story of Chris's life.........

95mustanggt · 01-17-2003, 06:25 AM

That's why I have my attach cat. He'd spring from the shadows, and attack that guy before he even tried to tie me up....(note to self no drugs in the morning before posting....

)

PKRWUD · 01-17-2003, 08:21 AM

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Originally posted by 95mustanggt
(note to self no drugs in the morning before posting.... )

Hi Cam... something you feel like sharing with us? We're here to listen!

Rice Hunter · 01-17-2003, 08:24 AM

Attack cat: kinda reminds me of a Juicy Fruit commercial (I think it was Juicy Fruit). They had an attack kitten. It was funny cause they just attached fake eyebrows and teeth on a kitten. Actaully, it was kinda cute too.

PKRWUD · 01-17-2003, 08:37 AM

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Originally posted by Rice Hunter
Attack cat: kinda reminds me of a Juicy Fruit commercial (I think it was Juicy Fruit). They had an attack kitten. It was funny cause they just attached fake eyebrows and teeth on a kitten. Actaully, it was kinda cute too.

Here's two you'll like. Both are .mpg's

Cool Cat 1.3 megs

Cool Cat Ad 1.3 megs

Rice Hunter · 01-17-2003, 09:18 AM

ROTFLMAO!!!!! (Only the first one worked for me, I'm surprised it got passed the computer nazis' firewalls!) That's funny!

RedLilPony · 01-17-2003, 11:10 AM

funny but ewwwwwwww

95mustanggt · 01-17-2003, 04:00 PM

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Originally posted by PKRWUD
Hi Cam... something you feel like sharing with us? We're here to listen!

I've never had any narcotics in my system....

PKRWUD · 01-17-2003, 07:41 PM

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Originally posted by 95mustanggt
I've never had any narcotics in my system....

Yeah, and the Pope's Jewish.

Take care,
~Chris

jj_jonathon · 01-18-2003, 01:55 AM

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Originally posted by PKRWUD
Yeah, and the Pope's Jewish.

Take care,
~Chris

really? did he convert because of all the problems with catholic priests?

...even ive had narcotics in my system...just go to a concert...youll inhale secondhand smoke from marijuana at some point...wee...that stuff smells worse than cigarettes...

joe4speed · 01-18-2003, 02:53 AM

LOLOLOL

I only got the first vid to work for me too!

01-16-2003, 07:25 PM	#1
PKRWUD Junior Member Join Date: Mar 1999 Location: Ventura, California Posts: 8,981	I Hate It When This happens! A prisoner escapes from his prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it. He finds a young couple in bed. He gets the guy out of bed, ties him to a chair, ties up the woman to the bed and while he gets on top of her, he kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom. While he is there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is a prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in prison, and has not seen a woman in years. I saw the way he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, give him satisifaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he will kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you", to which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he found you very sexy, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you too!" Take care, ~Chris __________________ Webmaster: Rice Haters Club Jim Porter Racing Peckerwoods Pit Stop Support Your Local RED & WHITE!

01-16-2003, 07:37 PM	#2
bigred90gt 2 Stangs in the Stable Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Baytown, TX Posts: 1,209	Yeah, thats never happened to me either!! __________________ '90 GT Under construction Best E.T. = Fast @ High Speeds - OK So I Lie. So What!!! 04 F-150 STX 4.2L 5 spd Rice Haters Club Member #128

01-16-2003, 07:42 PM	#3
Rice Hunter Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: The special place in your heart Posts: 388	HAHAHA!.................. wait......ew! __________________ Scott 453.9rwhp 387trq Lots of fun Convertible Penn State University Temple University School of Medicine (start August 27th )

01-16-2003, 09:57 PM	#7
69fastback IRAQ VET Join Date: Feb 2000 Location: high desert California Posts: 1,480	sucks to be that dude. __________________ 428 Cobra Jet SOHC 5.4 3V F-150 96 mystic cobra 91 GT

01-16-2003, 10:46 PM	#8
Crazy Horse GT Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Sale Creek, TN. C. S. A. Posts: 4,652	good joke lmao, but -yikes __________________ 95 gt vert, lot's of stuff, it aint slow. 04 sonic blue v - six my beater 89 rs camaro iroc turbo hood, other stuff, my wifes ride 84 lx stang cammed up 289 hi po, etc 65 falcon, maybe by the year 2020. black 00gt, gone but never forgotten. R H C- member # 1 o.b.c. da prez- member # 1 if your under 40 dont ask. goodbye for now odie,r.i.p. 11-27-03

01-16-2003, 08:01 PM	#4
digital3.3 Guest Posts: n/a	LOL, thats funny dude.

01-16-2003, 11:24 PM	#9
93calcobra Registered Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: sacramento california Posts: 97	lol __________________ 1993 red cobra 1999 ford lightning 1999 bmw 3m 2003 lincoln ls

01-16-2003, 11:25 PM	#10
srv1 Get down..... Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Room 103 Posts: 2,095	The story of Chris's life......... __________________ Cobra brakes are on! Finally..... ------------------------------------------------

01-17-2003, 06:25 AM	#11
95mustanggt Registered Member Join Date: May 2000 Location: Kamloops, BC Posts: 2,875	That's why I have my attach cat. He'd spring from the shadows, and attack that guy before he even tried to tie me up....(note to self no drugs in the morning before posting.... ) __________________ 1995 Mustang GT 20016 F150 Lariat Super Crew

01-17-2003, 08:24 AM	#13
Rice Hunter Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: The special place in your heart Posts: 388	Attack cat: kinda reminds me of a Juicy Fruit commercial (I think it was Juicy Fruit). They had an attack kitten. It was funny cause they just attached fake eyebrows and teeth on a kitten. Actaully, it was kinda cute too. __________________ Scott 453.9rwhp 387trq Lots of fun Convertible Penn State University Temple University School of Medicine (start August 27th )

01-17-2003, 09:18 AM	#15
Rice Hunter Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: The special place in your heart Posts: 388	ROTFLMAO!!!!! (Only the first one worked for me, I'm surprised it got passed the computer nazis' firewalls!) That's funny! __________________ Scott 453.9rwhp 387trq Lots of fun Convertible Penn State University Temple University School of Medicine (start August 27th )

01-17-2003, 11:10 AM	#16
RedLilPony It's been awhile, huh? Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: I'm from Texas, Bitch! Posts: 505	funny but ewwwwwwww __________________ Jodi AKA RedLilPony Red 68 GT Fastback and Black 99 GT Coupe RedLilPony.com

01-18-2003, 02:53 AM	#20
joe4speed He said Member...heh, heh Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: Jupiter, Florida U.S.A. Posts: 3,718	LOLOLOL I only got the first vid to work for me too! __________________ *Joe!* 1988 GT, 13.58@101mph Check out my listing! Click here! Or my website:www.joe4speed.com

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