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Old 08-22-2002, 11:43 PM   #1
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Talking Joke.....

The latest ploy to drive the Taliban and Al Queda out of the
mountains
of Afghanistan is to send in a team of West Virginia Special Forces.
Billy Bob, Bubba, Boo, Scooter and Cooter are being sent in with
the following information about the Taliban:

1. The season opened last weekend
2. There is NO LIMIT
3. They taste like chicken
4. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, country music, or Jesus
5. Most are GAY
6. They don't like barbecue
7. They were responsible for Dale Earnhardt's death.


Should be over in just about a week.
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Old 08-22-2002, 11:47 PM   #2
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HOLY SCHIT!!!! THAT WAS A GOOD ONE!!!

you are a funny gal!
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Old 08-23-2002, 12:19 AM   #3
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ROTFLMFAO!!!
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Old 08-23-2002, 12:23 AM   #4
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ROTFLMAO daaaayyyyyymmmmmmmm that was great I am gotta little tear in my eye after that one!! nice one!
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Old 08-23-2002, 06:39 AM   #5
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lmao..... That one got me smiling for today.

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Old 08-23-2002, 11:10 AM   #6
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ROFLMAO!!!
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Old 08-23-2002, 11:15 AM   #7
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Can I sign up too. Those b***tards
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Old 08-23-2002, 11:18 AM   #8
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Where did I put my pen? I wanna sign up!
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Old 08-23-2002, 11:57 AM   #9
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GDROFLMFAO!!

I this dosen't work I dont know what will

lol lol lol
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