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08-02-2002, 09:44 AM
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Joke of the Day, part three
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the
lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which they are famous. ÊA night of tall tales begins. The guy from Montana says, "I must be the strongest, meanest, toughest cowboy there is. ÊWhy, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my bare hands and castrated that sucker with my teeth." The guy from Wyoming couldn't stand to be bested. "That's nothing, I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. ÊI grabbed that snake with my bare hands, bit its head off and sucked the poison down in one gulp. ÊAnd I am still here today!" The California cowboy remained silent, slowly stirring the coals with his manhood. Take care, ~Chris
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08-02-2002, 10:27 AM
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HEY I CAN SET A NAME NOW!
Join Date: Oct 2001
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Maybe ya gotta be from California to under . . .
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08-02-2002, 11:37 AM
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I didn't realize you knew my friends from Wyoming and Montana. Good guys, but not the sharpest knives in the drawer.
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08-02-2002, 11:50 AM
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Yay for Chickys
Join Date: Feb 2001
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Poking the fire with his winky????
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08-02-2002, 12:52 PM
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Trisket
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...yes belle...OWW!!
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08-03-2002, 07:03 AM
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My poor 79 RIP
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Naw, it really doen't hurt.
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