Deer = The Enemy

lil drummer boy · 03-09-2003, 11:07 PM

I think the population of deer in this country have specifically targeted me with a big invisible bullseye only visible by the deer themselves. It's a conspiracy I tell you. I own a white '97 Mustang GT and I've had it in the shop twice now in the past 5 months due to accidents involving deer. I had three run out in front of me back in November and did a job on the front end of my beloved 'stang, then here almost a month ago I had one do a running headbutt into the right quarterpanel. I just now got my baby out of the shop... woo hoo! I'm mounting a rocket launcher anti-deer campaign into the woodlands of America. Who's with me!!!

OnMy3rdStang · 03-10-2003, 01:02 AM

Ihate deer too. They have to be one of the dumbest animals. They see lights and instead of running away from it they play chicken and most of the time lose.
I just got back from a trip to Lousiana and there were numerous dead deer and big patches of blood on the roads.
I few years ago I had a deer run right smack into the driverside of my mustang........and i was not even moving!
Oh well there wasnt much damage.

Crazy Horse GT · 03-10-2003, 02:01 AM

uuuhhhmmmm deer chili, good , not funny i know, but they taste good .

mustangman65_79 · 03-10-2003, 06:32 AM

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Originally posted by Crazy Horse GT
uuuhhhmmmm deer chili, good , not funny i know, but they taste good .

All I can say is I havn't had any deer chili yet, but does sound good. Till I joined the AF, I used to hunt all the time. It's the hunters who try to keep down the population. But then the tree huggers screw it all up for us and make things harder. There is a balance and we hunters play a big part of it. As long as your not poching, everything goes well. Most states have a very good idea on how many hunting licences to issue based on the % of the deer pop. If it's low, then not many licences are given. If it's high, or too high. Then they might give out a crap load to make a balance.

lil drummer boy · 03-10-2003, 02:01 PM

my brother-in-law makes deer chili... lol

mustangman65_79 · 03-10-2003, 02:05 PM

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Originally posted by lil drummer boy
my brother-in-law makes deer chili... lol

How does it taste?

lil drummer boy · 03-10-2003, 02:07 PM

I've never actually had it. He makes it too spicy for me. Burns my tongue. lol

mustangman65_79 · 03-10-2003, 02:21 PM

I need to see if my dad will make some. It sounds good.

silver_pilate · 03-10-2003, 05:48 PM

Haha...I know what you mean. Up here on the plains, we don't have to worry too much about deer...but we gotta keep an eye out for pheasant.

However, I worked a 6 week clincal rotation in which we did a lot of traveling for home health. Over to Flomot, Matador, Floydada, Quitique, Turkey, etc. In that area of the caprock, you gotta be on your toes. A big mulie can ruin your afternoon right quick and in a hurry.

I've had a couple of people I know get their vehicles crunched by animals (wild and livestock). My father was driving the 80's work suburban through the caprock at dusk and rounded a corner at 70mph into a herd of cattle that had gotten out. They managed not to hit any head on, but they sideswiped a few, and they got one on the head with the passenger bumper. It killed it instantly, flung it around, and the hind quarter of the cow smashed in the passenger door where it couldn't be opened. Also, when it was killed, it immediately lost bowel and bladder control, thus spraying the entire side of the suburban in crap and urine.

Another buddy just finished painting his '84 GT350 (goes by 84gt347 on here) and was down in Possum Kingdom when a deer bolts out of the brush and smacks his door.

And another friend was driving his brand new Xterra when another friend's horse got loose and ran into the road. He hit it, the horse's head came through the windshield and stayed there while the body of the horse was thrown up and over the truck completely smashing the roof in and totalling the vehicle.

Livestock can be fatal if you hit them at high speeds. Not to mention, they mess up your car.

--nathan

03-09-2003, 11:07 PM	#1
lil drummer boy Registered Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Pataskala, Ohio Posts: 111	Deer = The Enemy I think the population of deer in this country have specifically targeted me with a big invisible bullseye only visible by the deer themselves. It's a conspiracy I tell you. I own a white '97 Mustang GT and I've had it in the shop twice now in the past 5 months due to accidents involving deer. I had three run out in front of me back in November and did a job on the front end of my beloved 'stang, then here almost a month ago I had one do a running headbutt into the right quarterpanel. I just now got my baby out of the shop... woo hoo! I'm mounting a rocket launcher anti-deer campaign into the woodlands of America. Who's with me!!! __________________ ...lil drummer boy Dig heavy metal? Check out my band Remains Of Eden Proud owner of a white 1997 Mustang GT

03-10-2003, 01:02 AM	#2
OnMy3rdStang Registered Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: St. Louis, MO Posts: 644	Ihate deer too. They have to be one of the dumbest animals. They see lights and instead of running away from it they play chicken and most of the time lose. I just got back from a trip to Lousiana and there were numerous dead deer and big patches of blood on the roads. I few years ago I had a deer run right smack into the driverside of my mustang........and i was not even moving! Oh well there wasnt much damage. __________________ Danica Patrick is my homegirl

03-10-2003, 02:01 AM	#3
Crazy Horse GT Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Sale Creek, TN. C. S. A. Posts: 4,652	uuuhhhmmmm deer chili, good , not funny i know, but they taste good . __________________ 95 gt vert, lot's of stuff, it aint slow. 04 sonic blue v - six my beater 89 rs camaro iroc turbo hood, other stuff, my wifes ride 84 lx stang cammed up 289 hi po, etc 65 falcon, maybe by the year 2020. black 00gt, gone but never forgotten. R H C- member # 1 o.b.c. da prez- member # 1 if your under 40 dont ask. goodbye for now odie,r.i.p. 11-27-03

03-10-2003, 02:01 PM	#5
lil drummer boy Registered Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Pataskala, Ohio Posts: 111	my brother-in-law makes deer chili... lol __________________ ...lil drummer boy Dig heavy metal? Check out my band Remains Of Eden Proud owner of a white 1997 Mustang GT

03-10-2003, 02:07 PM	#7
lil drummer boy Registered Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Pataskala, Ohio Posts: 111	I've never actually had it. He makes it too spicy for me. Burns my tongue. lol __________________ ...lil drummer boy Dig heavy metal? Check out my band Remains Of Eden Proud owner of a white 1997 Mustang GT

03-10-2003, 02:21 PM	#8
mustangman65_79 My poor 79 RIP Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Suisun City, Posts: 2,320	I need to see if my dad will make some. It sounds good. __________________ '84 mustang GT turbo '85 LTD '89 Camaro Irocz z28 '94 Lightning '96 Trans am

03-10-2003, 05:48 PM	#9
silver_pilate DURKA DURKA!! Join Date: Sep 1997 Location: Lubbock, TX...(TX panhandle) Posts: 1,418	Haha...I know what you mean. Up here on the plains, we don't have to worry too much about deer...but we gotta keep an eye out for pheasant. However, I worked a 6 week clincal rotation in which we did a lot of traveling for home health. Over to Flomot, Matador, Floydada, Quitique, Turkey, etc. In that area of the caprock, you gotta be on your toes. A big mulie can ruin your afternoon right quick and in a hurry. I've had a couple of people I know get their vehicles crunched by animals (wild and livestock). My father was driving the 80's work suburban through the caprock at dusk and rounded a corner at 70mph into a herd of cattle that had gotten out. They managed not to hit any head on, but they sideswiped a few, and they got one on the head with the passenger bumper. It killed it instantly, flung it around, and the hind quarter of the cow smashed in the passenger door where it couldn't be opened. Also, when it was killed, it immediately lost bowel and bladder control, thus spraying the entire side of the suburban in crap and urine. Another buddy just finished painting his '84 GT350 (goes by 84gt347 on here) and was down in Possum Kingdom when a deer bolts out of the brush and smacks his door. And another friend was driving his brand new Xterra when another friend's horse got loose and ran into the road. He hit it, the horse's head came through the windshield and stayed there while the body of the horse was thrown up and over the truck completely smashing the roof in and totalling the vehicle. Livestock can be fatal if you hit them at high speeds. Not to mention, they mess up your car. --nathan __________________ '91 GT, Coast 347, 9.5:1 compression, full intake, Wolverine 1087 cam, exhaust, Keith Craft ported Windsor Jr. Irons (235 cfm intake, 195 cfm exhaust), AOD, PI 3500 converter, Lentech valve body, 3.73's (4.10's in the works), and Yokohama ES100's out back. Daily Car: '04 Infiniti G35 Sedan 6MT

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