Intersting First Day for My Vacation!

Mercury · 07-19-2002, 03:31 AM

Well, I get Thursday and Friday off work. There's actuall a competent manager taking my spot so I shouldnt have to be called in..Hopefully.

Well anyway, my 4 day Weekend has had an intersting start. I get a phone call from my current Girlfriend..We argue..Nothing really new. I hang up, then my Ex with the WS-6 calls my mom. Inbetween the 8000 phone calls I got, I was stuck on the toilet. Never Ever Ever eat El-Montere Frozen Burritos and down a few cans of Milwuakee togther...Argh..

She finds out from my mom that I have the day off, so then she wants to talk to me. We talk, things go well. Then she says she'll meet me at my house at 5:30 and that were going to the track toghether...Before I could really say anyting she says "I'm so excited..I'll see you at 5:30" Then hangs up. I'm still on the phone going..Ummm....Ahhhh.....Ummmm.... I can just picture the raised eyebrows and questions from the guys.

Well, we go to the track together and things go well...To Well if you know what I mean. I was her first race ever at the track. She ran a 17 something her first run. She got it down to a 14.04 by the end of the night (Which was the fastest LS-1 Time that night). My fastest was a 14.015 at 100.3 MPH.

It was 102 out, with 100 percent humidity..The weather sucked. Still turned in 7, 14 sec flat runs. My trap speed was 3 MPH lower than my first time at the track.

Anyway, me and my Ex GF exchange our new numbers...Its turns out I gave her a wrong Cellphone number (Hey, I never call my own Cell Phone, so I dont know it all that well). I get home and my mom says Marya tried getting in touch with me.

So I call her. Sounds like she might want to rekindle things..As I'm talking to her on the phone, a familar car pulls up to my house..Its my current Girl Friend.. Great.

I found out from talking to Marya that her and my mom are scheming to get us back together..Some very intersting plans..Hmm...

I'm going to end up getting my nuts kicked by someone...I just know it.

mustangII460 · 07-19-2002, 03:44 AM

Geez, after reading all that my head hurts.

I cant look my ex's in the eye without going slap off.

Ive been married for 12 years now, people get less time for murder.

Five minutes without being yelled at, is (Vacation) for me.

Coupe Devil · 07-19-2002, 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mercury

I'm going to end up getting my nuts kicked by someone...I just know it.

That would suck, but there will be another lady to kiss and make it better......

Brad

07-19-2002, 08:23 AM

Merc, your life has the most unsual twist of events I have ever heard. Watch your back dude, moms can be so devious and sweet...hang in there. Odie

FivepointOH · 07-19-2002, 09:39 PM

Is your new girlfriend into cars? Which one is hotter? And more importantly which one is hornier?

Crazy Horse GT · 07-19-2002, 10:01 PM

all i can say is, merc you da man, heheh, just remember to keep your legs together & hand's close to a blocking position.

The Deuce · 07-20-2002, 01:34 AM

Just buy a cup and keep the mustang pointed twoard a major street. That way you won't double over when you get kicked and should be able to make a clean get away.

Mom's are rediculous about trying to get people together. I guess they think they are still setting up play dates like when we were in preschool. Watch out for anyone trying to buddy up to your mom. This never turns out well, unless you are already married to the girl.

Nice times with the Mustang. Enjoy your time off man, sounds like you work too hard.

tireburner163 · 07-20-2002, 02:24 AM

well I have no usefull info to contribute, but that's never stoped me from posting before....I will mearly state the obvious.

Oh yea....you fo sho gonna get nailed in the balls...um huh....hard too.

Have a nice day

6T9PONY · 07-21-2002, 11:30 AM

I'm not you, but if I was, I'd stick with the current girl and kindly tell Marya you're just friends and that's it for now. You have a lesser chance of getting a nut shot too...

But, like I said, I'm not you. So if you start things back up with Marya, DEFINITELY buy a cup AND some soccer style shin guards.

07-19-2002, 03:31 AM	#1
Mercury The Redneck James Bond Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Fayetteville NC Posts: 1,707	Intersting First Day for My Vacation! Well, I get Thursday and Friday off work. There's actuall a competent manager taking my spot so I shouldnt have to be called in..Hopefully. Well anyway, my 4 day Weekend has had an intersting start. I get a phone call from my current Girlfriend..We argue..Nothing really new. I hang up, then my Ex with the WS-6 calls my mom. Inbetween the 8000 phone calls I got, I was stuck on the toilet. Never Ever Ever eat El-Montere Frozen Burritos and down a few cans of Milwuakee togther...Argh.. She finds out from my mom that I have the day off, so then she wants to talk to me. We talk, things go well. Then she says she'll meet me at my house at 5:30 and that were going to the track toghether...Before I could really say anyting she says "I'm so excited..I'll see you at 5:30" Then hangs up. I'm still on the phone going..Ummm....Ahhhh.....Ummmm.... I can just picture the raised eyebrows and questions from the guys. Well, we go to the track together and things go well...To Well if you know what I mean. I was her first race ever at the track. She ran a 17 something her first run. She got it down to a 14.04 by the end of the night (Which was the fastest LS-1 Time that night). My fastest was a 14.015 at 100.3 MPH. It was 102 out, with 100 percent humidity..The weather sucked. Still turned in 7, 14 sec flat runs. My trap speed was 3 MPH lower than my first time at the track. Anyway, me and my Ex GF exchange our new numbers...Its turns out I gave her a wrong Cellphone number (Hey, I never call my own Cell Phone, so I dont know it all that well). I get home and my mom says Marya tried getting in touch with me. So I call her. Sounds like she might want to rekindle things..As I'm talking to her on the phone, a familar car pulls up to my house..Its my current Girl Friend.. Great. I found out from talking to Marya that her and my mom are scheming to get us back together..Some very intersting plans..Hmm... I'm going to end up getting my nuts kicked by someone...I just know it. __________________ 64 1/2 "D" code Red Mustang Coupe. Red Baron, 2000 Perf Red Mustang GT. 5spd. Stage 2 CNC heads with Large Valves, Comp Cams (270-274 dur .550 lift), Forged Crank, DRP pistons, Manly H-beams, Pro M 87 mm Mass Air, 24lb Inj, 75mm TB, Plenum Spacer ,Long Tube Headers, Homemade H-pipe, 2 chamber Flows, 4:10's, Steeda Tri-Ax, LKW 70/30's, Eibach Drag Springs, Steeda SubFrames, Battle Boxes, Rear Girdle, Adj uppers, Alunimum Drshft, Southside Lift Bars. Project Cars, 64 1/2 6cyl coupe, 1930 Model A Nostalgia Rod.

07-19-2002, 10:01 PM	#6
Crazy Horse GT Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Sale Creek, TN. C. S. A. Posts: 4,652	all i can say is, merc you da man, heheh, just remember to keep your legs together & hand's close to a blocking position. __________________ 95 gt vert, lot's of stuff, it aint slow. 04 sonic blue v - six my beater 89 rs camaro iroc turbo hood, other stuff, my wifes ride 84 lx stang cammed up 289 hi po, etc 65 falcon, maybe by the year 2020. black 00gt, gone but never forgotten. R H C- member # 1 o.b.c. da prez- member # 1 if your under 40 dont ask. goodbye for now odie,r.i.p. 11-27-03

07-20-2002, 01:34 AM	#7
The Deuce Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 2,325	Just buy a cup and keep the mustang pointed twoard a major street. That way you won't double over when you get kicked and should be able to make a clean get away. Mom's are rediculous about trying to get people together. I guess they think they are still setting up play dates like when we were in preschool. Watch out for anyone trying to buddy up to your mom. This never turns out well, unless you are already married to the girl. Nice times with the Mustang. Enjoy your time off man, sounds like you work too hard. __________________ 1997 Mustang GT "The Freak" - 13.80 @ 101.70, 2.07 60' 1995 Honda VFR750 - not much @ really fast (actual data pending.) 1964.5 Mustang 289 Rice Haters Club Member #13

07-20-2002, 02:24 AM	#8
tireburner163 It's a lot like a race car Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Meridian, MS Posts: 4,130	well I have no usefull info to contribute, but that's never stoped me from posting before....I will mearly state the obvious. Oh yea....you fo sho gonna get nailed in the balls...um huh....hard too. Have a nice day __________________ 1987 Buick T-type 1998 HD Electra Elide

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07-19-2002, 03:44 AM	#2
mustangII460 Factoy Five Roadster Join Date: May 2000 Location: Sevier Co,Tennessee Posts: 1,681	Geez, after reading all that my head hurts. I cant look my ex's in the eye without going slap off. Ive been married for 12 years now, people get less time for murder. Five minutes without being yelled at, is (Vacation) for me.

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gt lee Guest Posts: n/a	Merc, your life has the most unsual twist of events I have ever heard. Watch your back dude, moms can be so devious and sweet...hang in there. Odie

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FivepointOH Registered Member Join Date: Jan 1999 Location: Sugar Land, Tx USA Posts: 478	Is your new girlfriend into cars? Which one is hotter? And more importantly which one is hornier?

07-21-2002, 11:30 AM	#9
6T9PONY All about the Windsor. Join Date: Feb 2000 Posts: 2,052	I'm not you, but if I was, I'd stick with the current girl and kindly tell Marya you're just friends and that's it for now. You have a lesser chance of getting a nut shot too... But, like I said, I'm not you. So if you start things back up with Marya, DEFINITELY buy a cup AND some soccer style shin guards.